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Post by valis on Aug 20, 2020 19:58:36 GMT
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Post by sybaris on Aug 21, 2020 22:20:10 GMT
Penkoon's Ghouls Aloud 2 - 0 Twenty two tits
So it seems that Necromantic teams are absolutely not interested in boobs. They kept hitting hard on the tits, which pretty much failed everything by the 12th turn or so.
At least none were killed, but only barely so...4 injuries, 3 badly hurts and 1 dead (saved by the apothicary, thankfully).
Nothing spectacular to report, other than Ricky the ghoul getting gang banged by 5 zons at the end of the game, twice.
GG penkoon.
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Post by penkoon on Aug 21, 2020 22:23:51 GMT
[ Edit - too slow and beaten to it. Oh well I'll leave it stand]
And we are underway!
A 2-0 victory for Ghouls Aloud over Sybaris' Twenty-Two Tits.
Nuffle was kind enough to help the Ghouls remember how to play this game. Lots of pows and other nice dice and the necros side were more than happy to take advantage of them, scoring in the final turns of both halves. 4 injured zons (1 self-inflicted) to 1 injured ghoul. Sadly the apothecary wiped out the only death.
Cheers Sybaris - sorry the dice were not with you today!
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Post by sybaris on Aug 22, 2020 2:22:31 GMT
Eh no worries, the tits had to play risky as well and you didn't make "tactical mistakes" so it was bound for failure at a point, i could only hope for a draw tbh. I only remembered how to use Buffy's "Stab" waaay too late in the game lol.
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Post by booncabal on Aug 23, 2020 20:33:03 GMT
C.U.N.T v Stake Suckers
Craw, Owner of Craw's Bar, Grill and Halfling Sexporium, has asked his collection of chefs, waiters, gigalos (and bin cleaners) to join his new hobby, Blood Bowl. Of course, by asked we mean told, and by told we mean forced, and by forced we mean Ogre bummed into submission.
In their first ever game expectations were low. Their opponent's were tall, handsome and proud Vampires, sneering down at their tiny, slightly confused, opponents.
From the outset, the Vampires bamboozled the little fellas, and Craw and his door-Troll, the Big Man, spent much of it overawed by the crowd, the lights and wondering why their team mates kept swaying on the spot and drooling (both normally and when hypnotised).
The Vamps ran in 1-0 pretty early and it looked liked this one could be high scoring.
Then something happened - first off the Crimson Dodger survived a blitz to leap and pogoe through the lines to make it 1-1 just before half time, but also the Vampires began to get hungry, and this had two effects. Firstly, they kept hurting their own team and secondly, it made their hands all wet and bloody, like a fat girl's blart at the full moon after a good fisting; which meant ball handling went out of the window.
The second half was more brutal, there were deaths, regenerations, the crowd got involved, and lots of blood - but it was the Vamps coming off worst. Even so, they had chances to take the ball and score, but Nuffle gazed down from Her throne of mockery and it was as the ref was about to blow that Craw's goblin waiters somehow collected the ball, went for it, handed it off and then raced to the endzone, with a GFI, to steal the win.
2-1
It was free bags of Craw's Chips'n'Minotaur Balls all around as the C.U.N.Ts got off to a shock winning start.
And it was a shock.
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Post by valis on Aug 24, 2020 7:17:17 GMT
hands all wet and bloody, like a fat girl's blart at the full moon after a good fisting
Just found the new Funleague motto.
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Post by anchor on Aug 24, 2020 20:55:50 GMT
Deep rooted loyalty 3 - 1 Hive of Scum & Villainy
That was brutal. The elves took an early pounding (mainly KO's but also a WD fouled out of the game). After going down a score midway through the first half, they came back strongly. First by straight up killing the scorer (thrower), but they had to wait til the 2nd half to draw level. A second kill (stormvernin) followed as they drew level. By this point they elves had found their dancing shoes, and had stopped falling over simple dodges. While the scum started to fall apart at the seems, failing a simple hand-off they just got opened up to go 2-1 down. In the end the elves were just running rings around them, putting some silky moves together after the ball bounced loose from a failed GFI. Now 3-1 down, the scum couldn't even get their act together to engineer a proper T16 gang foul.
I need some more scum...
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Post by haugster on Aug 24, 2020 21:04:07 GMT
Deep rooted loyalty 3 - 1 Hive of Scum & Villainy That was brutal. The elves took an early pounding (mainly KO's but also a WD fouled out of the game). After going down a score midway through the first half, they came back strongly. First by straight up killing the scorer (thrower), but they had to wait til the 2nd half to draw level. A second kill (stormvernin) followed as they drew level. By this point they elves had found their dancing shoes, and had stopped falling over simple dodges. While the scum started to fall apart at the seems, failing a simple hand-off they just got opened up to go 2-1 down. In the end the elves were just running rings around them, putting some silky moves together after the ball bounced loose from a failed GFI. Now 3-1 down, the scum couldn't even get their act together to engineer a proper T16 gang foul. I need some more scum... yeah, wild match, as the elves couldn't do a thing right first half, failing almost every dodge and getting shipped off rapidly. Thankfully, most were just ko'ed and got back to the second half after only fielding half a dozen players to try to score in my drive at the end of the first. The second half of the game, things shifted. Suddenly the elves could dance, and the villains took some spanking, as stated. Really weird how fickle Nuffle's affections are.
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Post by Jakala on Aug 25, 2020 21:20:58 GMT
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Post by valis on Aug 26, 2020 10:13:57 GMT
It was fun watching that again from your side of the board.
Didn't realise you were typing to me, I didn't see anything during the game!
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Post by wilgutspleens on Aug 26, 2020 15:29:08 GMT
Didn't realise you were typing to me, I didn't see anything during the game! You should run for Prime Minister, you are eminemtly qualified!!
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Post by beefburger on Aug 26, 2020 19:49:46 GMT
Fairies in boots 3 2 Silve host Well fuck me with a ten foor barge pole I've still got it By it of course i don't mean skill, positioning chops or deep game understanding, i mean the clap, as my urologist told me earlier. I just wish it would stop itching. As for the game Nuffle welcommed me back after 5 years with some extremely kind dice rolls and repeatedly kicked Smiffums in the arsehole. His Vampires concentrated all the good injury rolls on the thralls, my only injury was the tree hurting himself itself (mustn't assume its gender) trying to blitz.
Thanks very much for the game matey, i hope the mexicans pay for your wall.
Cheers
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Post by selfy on Aug 26, 2020 20:21:54 GMT
Fairies in boots 3 2 Silve host Well fuck me with a ten foor barge pole I've still got it By it of course i don't mean skill, positioning chops or deep game understanding, i mean the clap, as my urologist told me earlier. I just wish it would stop itching. As for the game Nuffle welcommed me back after 5 years with some extremely kind dice rolls and repeatedly kicked Smiffums in the arsehole. His Vampires concentrated all the good injury rolls on the thralls, my only injury was the tree hurting himself itself (mustn't assume its gender) trying to blitz.
Thanks very much for the game matey, i hope the mexicans pay for your wall.
Cheers
Welcome back Beefy! 5 years? Where does the time go, eh?
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Post by beefburger on Aug 26, 2020 21:57:46 GMT
I know right.
I actually quite enjoyed it*, i laughed my ass off when the tree decided to almost commit hari kari.
*Yes i am suprised
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Post by wilgutspleens on Aug 27, 2020 20:36:49 GMT
nipples , fucking brilliant!! hehehe
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