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Post by nobby on Sept 20, 2020 10:00:00 GMT
Ska Kings Redux 4 v 1 30g of Pall Mall pls boss
The Kings decided to kick their season into gear with a game or two to go! Baba Luck, deciding enough was enough, took it upon himself to lead the team to a resounding victory, hitting, fouling and generally outplaying their hapless norse counterparts across the pitch. Desmond Dekker took an early hit but the teams medical team managed to save the ignomity of having no armour like the rest of the team. It got to the point where the Kings offensive staff were shouting advice to Pall Malls few remaining players on how to hit but to no avail.
"Thank fuck" Nobby was heard to exclaim as he left the field with Baba Luck being hoisted onto his team mates shoulders after scoring all 4 touchdowns to partake in an after match celebration.
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Post by Jakala on Sept 21, 2020 6:27:48 GMT
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Post by selfy on Sept 21, 2020 8:25:31 GMT
Project Super Beef
Underbelly Sneakers 1-1 Metazillion
Classic encounter. Included Bungi fouling twice and getting 2 ejections, me fouling a gazillion times and not getting sent off at all. Plenty of raucous mis-clicking action such as me fucking up the turn 16 TTM chance for the win by accidentally clicking 'end turn'. Loads of shinanigans. Was fun. Cheers Bunji Balls!
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Post by valis on Sept 21, 2020 10:59:59 GMT
Why didn't you say: "Let's...….. PLAY BALL"?
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Post by beefburger on Sept 21, 2020 21:25:36 GMT
Fairies with Boots (Beefburger) v Caimen Excise Dodgers (nearly) Nearly and I played a one all draw, which on balance i feel i stole a bit. I have hated and always will hate playing lizards as any elves, the combination of strong saurus and fast skinks is hard to beat Nearly scored a good TD in the first half but i was very lucky to be able to put a bit of pressure on and force him to score early ish. My drive was marred by my tree trying to dodge into two tackle zones (a combination of shite UI and inattention from me) so didn't really go anywhere. My eventual 2nd half TD, complictaed by 2 deaths and a BH, involved a one dice block, 2 dodges with dodge, a pick up, a short pass and a catch with only a team RR. Phew! My luck then held for the last couple of turns and i kept the lizards penned around the halfway line. GG matey, best of luck with the rest of your games. Cheers Beef
Edit - one thing i always bemoaned when i used to play back in the day was that i never got any +st on my main league teams. I got +mv and loads of +ag but no +st. Well i levelled 3 players in the game v the lizards and obvioulsy inspired by the saurus 2 of the players are now st 4
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Post by nearly on Sept 21, 2020 21:43:59 GMT
Fairies with Boots (Beefburger) v Caimen Excise Dodgers (nearly) Nearly and I played a one all draw, which on balance i feel i stole a bit. I have hated and always will hate playing lizards as any elves, the combination of strong saurus and fast skinks is hard to beat Nearly scored a good TD in the first half but i was very lucky to be able to put a bit of pressure on and force him to score early ish. My drive was marred by my tree trying to dodge into two tackle zones (a combination of shite UI and inattention from me) so didn't really go anywhere. My eventual 2nd half TD, complictaed by 2 deaths and a BH, involved a one dice block, 2 dodges with dodge, a pick up, a short pass and a catch with only a team RR. Phew! My luck then held for the last couple of turns and i kept the lizards penned around the halfway line. GG matey, best of luck with the rest of your games. Cheers Beef
Edit - one thing i always bemoaned when i used to play back in the day was that i never got any +st on my main league teams. I got +mv and loads of +ag but no +st. Well i levelled 3 players in the game v the lizards and obvioulsy inspired by the saurus 2 of the players are now st 4 What he said. It was a close game. The riots in both halves probably stopped both of us scoring a second. Knowing how wood elves can turn a game with luck, I wasn’t going to take the risks necessary to have a chance of scoring the winner. good luck for the rest of the season! I
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Post by valis on Sept 22, 2020 5:54:12 GMT
Edit - one thing i always bemoaned when i used to play back in the day was that i never got any +st on my main league teams. I got +mv and loads of +ag but no +st. Well i levelled 3 players in the game v the lizards and obvioulsy inspired by the saurus 2 of the players are now st 4 ST 4 woodies. 2 of 'em. This is madness.
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Post by haugster on Sept 22, 2020 7:32:08 GMT
Edit - one thing i always bemoaned when i used to play back in the day was that i never got any +st on my main league teams. I got +mv and loads of +ag but no +st. Well i levelled 3 players in the game v the lizards and obvioulsy inspired by the saurus 2 of the players are now st 4 ST 4 woodies. 2 of 'em. This is madness. Mine mostly die or get maimed. I'm far closer to strengthdecreases, than increases..
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Post by haugster on Sept 22, 2020 7:38:30 GMT
The Loyalty picked up where they left off last week getting pummeled by lizards. This time it was the amazons turn to get elves stretchered off in droves, but this time there were more death and permanent injuries. And like last week the elves couldn't really get anything done without failing miserably at the worst possible times; cue failed blocks, dodges, leaps, pickups etc. The miserable bastards fight like gnoblar, dodge like dwarfs and ballhandle like Khemri. What utter cunts.
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Post by nearly on Sept 22, 2020 7:49:06 GMT
ST 4 woodies. 2 of 'em. This is madness. Mine mostly die or get maimed. I'm far closer to strengthdecreases, than increases.. Average life expectancy of a ST4 woodie is slightly less than that of a mayfly isn’t it? Dont ST4 woodies also get automatically added to the Bounties list as well?
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Post by valis on Sept 22, 2020 8:12:36 GMT
Mine mostly die or get maimed. I'm far closer to strengthdecreases, than increases.. Average life expectancy of a ST4 woodie is slightly less than that of a mayfly isn’t it? Dont ST4 woodies also get automatically added to the Bounties list as well? Yes. They deserve their gruesome demise.
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Post by beefburger on Sept 22, 2020 17:49:27 GMT
Average life expectancy of a ST4 woodie is slightly less than that of a mayfly isn’t it? Dont ST4 woodies also get automatically added to the Bounties list as well? Yes. They deserve their gruesome demise. One of them is trying to back out... ‘honest boss you need a mobile guard’
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Post by Jakala on Sept 22, 2020 20:32:41 GMT
Why didn't you say: "Let's...….. PLAY BALL"? Damm did I forgot that..... Let's...... PLAY BALL
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Post by wilgutspleens on Sept 27, 2020 6:45:14 GMT
Fairies with Boots 2-0 the Hunky Spooners
The Spooners wer confident atthe beginning of this match had a TV advantage off about 300, however an indication of Nuffles intentions was revealed by the fairies pre match levelling of a linesaman and a war dancer and getting boosted strength on both.
And that was how Beefy rolled the whole game. Every block a pow and never a skull in sight. Each turn for the CHorfs was the same , stand player up move one square, play the one blitz.
It was devastating. The Spooners have six players with block and AV 9 playing against a weaker team significantly block deficient with AV 7 and yet.....
Well done Beefy for winning with such a TV difference
Thanks Nuffle for pulling my heart from my body and wiping your stinking keister on it
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Post by beefburger on Sept 27, 2020 15:35:32 GMT
It’s all true!
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