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Post by valis on Jan 13, 2021 14:22:49 GMT
Tie-breakersPCT* Pts* +/- F W Head-to-head record Strength of schedule Coin Toss
Scoring: Win - 2 pts Tie - 1 pt Loss - 0 pts BP (Bounty Point) - 1 pt *Both PCT and Pts incorporate Bounty Points N.B. The record of a team is only eligible for championship qualifying purposes if they play at least 50% of the season's fixtures. i.e. a team cannot be drafted in at the last minute, play one game and win the division with a 1.000 pct record.
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Post by valis on Jan 13, 2021 14:23:01 GMT
Round 1
OHC
Ghouls Aloud (Penkoon) 1-1 Short Cut (Haugster) [FUN] The new knights (Jakala) 1-2 Ska Kings Redux (nobby)
Angry Vomit JV (Ogthebeautiful) 1-1 Hunky Spooners (Wilgut Spleens) Fairies with Boots (Beefburger) 2-0 Caimen Excise Dodgers (nearly)
Underbelly Sneakers (Selfy) 0-2 Hive of Scum & Villainy (anchor) Watchtower's Dirty Dozen (Watchtower) 0-4 Blackspine Manticores (DaImp)
Grassgrow Rangers (Booncabal) 1-1 Birkenhead Legends (bigcarrick) Lancashire Loverats (VALIS) - bye
SAC
Bongo's Bouncing Bastids (nobby) 1-1 Bastid and the Coonts (Wilgut Spleens) Midnight Fighters (CharzHeidi) 0-2 Viral Load (Overseer Lee)
Daesh Mortar Pits (bigcarrick) 1-2 Sloane Rangers (selfy) Now You've Addit (Bunjiballs) 1-3 Saratosa Death Jesters (beefburger)
Get Your Rat Out!! (Penkoon) 2-1 Morticion Deadskins (Mothbeast) Dicken's Cider (smiffums) 3-4 Pointy Pythons (stinkypete)
Moonshadowz (Boo1964) 0-2 Public Enemy No.1 (Watchtower) Lancashire Jets (VALIS) - bye
Round 2
OHC
Fairies with Boots (Beefburger) 3-0 Hive of Scum & Villainy (anchor) Blackspine Manticores (DaImp) 2-1 Ska Kings Redux (nobby)
Lancashire Loverats (VALIS) 2-2 Ghouls Aloud (Penkoon) Hunky Spooners (Wilgut Spleens) 1-2 Grassgrow Rangers (Booncabal)
Angry Vomit JV (Ogthebeautiful) 1-2 Birkenhead Legends (bigcarrick) Watchtower's Dirty Dozen (Watchtower) 1-2 Short Cut (Haugster)
Caimen Excise Dodgers (nearly) 3-1 Underbelly Sneakers (Selfy) [FUN] The new knights (Jakala) - bye
SAC Saratosa Death Jesters (beefburger) 1-1 Pointy Pythons (stinkypete) Public Enemy No.1 (Watchtower) 1-1 Get Your Rat Out!! (Penkoon)
Lancashire Jets (VALIS) 1-1 Sloane Rangers (selfy) Viral Load (Overseer Lee) 1-1 Bongo's Bouncing Bastids (nobby)
Morticion Deadskins (Mothbeast) 1-1 Bastid and the Coonts (Wilgut Spleens) Midnight Fighters (CharzHeidi) 2-2 Dicken's Cider (smiffums)
Now You've Addit (Bunjiballs) 3-0 Moonshadowz (Boo1964) Daesh Mortar Pits (bigcarrick) - bye
Round 3
OHC
Fairies with Boots (Beefburger) 2-3 Blackspine Manticores (DaImp) Lancashire Loverats (VALIS) 1-2 Grassgrow Rangers (Booncabal)
Birkenhead Legends (bigcarrick) 0-0 Short Cut (Haugster) Ghouls Aloud (Penkoon) 3-0 Hive of Scum & Villainy (anchor)
Caimen Excise Dodgers (nearly) 1-2 Ska Kings Redux (nobby) Hunky Spooners (Wilgut Spleens) 1-2 [FUN] The new knights (Jakala)
Angry Vomit JV (Ogthebeautiful) 1-1 Watchtower's Dirty Dozen (Watchtower) Underbelly Sneakers (Selfy) - bye
SAC
Get Your Rat Out!! (Penkoon) 3-0 Pointy Pythons (stinkypete) Saratosa Death Jesters (beefburger) 1-1 Public Enemy No.1 (Watchtower)
Lancashire Jets (VALIS) 1-1 Viral Load (Overseer Lee) Sloane Rangers (selfy) 1-1 Bastid and the Coonts (Wilgut Spleens)
Bongo's Bouncing Bastids (nobby) 2-0 Now You've Addit (Bunjiballs) Morticion Deadskins (Mothbeast) 0-3 Daesh Mortar Pits (bigcarrick)
Moonshadowz (Boo1964) 1-3 Dicken's Cider (smiffums) Midnight Fighters (CharzHeidi) - bye
Round 4
OHC
Blackspine Manticores (DaImp) 2-3 Grassgrow Rangers (Booncabal) Ghouls Aloud (Penkoon) 1-2 Ska Kings Redux (nobby)
Birkenhead Legends (bigcarrick) 1-2 [FUN] The new knights (Jakala) Fairies with Boots (Beefburger) 0-2 Short Cut (Haugster)
Lancashire Loverats (VALIS) 1-0 Hive of Scum & Villainy (anchor) Caimen Excise Dodgers (nearly) 1-0 Angry Vomit JV (Ogthebeautiful)
Watchtower's Dirty Dozen (Watchtower) 0-0 Underbelly Sneakers (Selfy) Hunky Spooners (Wilgut Spleens) - bye
SAC
Get Your Rat Out!! (Penkoon) 2-1 Bongo's Bouncing Bastids (nobby) Daesh Mortar Pits (bigcarrick) 1-2 Saratosa Death Jesters (beefburger)
Viral Load (Overseer Lee) 1-1 Public Enemy No.1 (Watchtower) Midnight Fighters (CharzHeidi) 1-1 Sloane Rangers (selfy)
Dicken's Cider (smiffums) 0-1 Lancashire Jets (VALIS) Pointy Pythons (stinkypete) 0-0 Bastid and the Coonts (Wilgut Spleens)
Morticion Deadskins (Mothbeast) 0-2 Now You've Addit (Bunjiballs) Moonshadowz (Boo1964) - bye
Round 5
OHC
Grassgrow Rangers (Booncabal) 1-4 Ska Kings Redux (nobby) [FUN] The new knights (Jakala) 1-0 Blackspine Manticores (DaImp)
Short Cut (Haugster) 1-2 Lancashire Loverats (VALIS) Caimen Excise Dodgers (nearly) 1-2 Ghouls Aloud (Penkoon)
Fairies with Boots (Beefburger) 2-1 Birkenhead Legends (bigcarrick) Underbelly Sneakers (Selfy) 1-3 Hunky Spooners (Wilgut Spleens)
Angry Vomit JV (Ogthebeautiful) 1-0 Hive of Scum & Villainy (anchor) Watchtower's Dirty Dozen (Watchtower) - bye
SAC
Get Your Rat Out!! (Penkoon) 2-0 Saratosa Death Jesters (beefburger) Public Enemy No.1 (Watchtower) 1-1 Lancashire Jets (VALIS)
Sloane Rangers (selfy) 0-1 Viral Load (Overseer Lee) Midnight Fighters (CharzHeidi) 2-4 Bongo's Bouncing Bastids (nobby)
Bastid and the Coonts (Wilgut Spleens) 0-0 Now You've Addit (Bunjiballs) Daesh Mortar Pits (bigcarrick) 2-0 Pointy Pythons (stinkypete)
Morticion Deadskins (Mothbeast) 2-0 Moonshadowz (Boo1964) Dicken's Cider (smiffums) - bye
Round 6
OHC
Grassgrow Rangers (Booncabal) 1-2 [FUN] The new knights (Jakala) Lancashire Loverats (VALIS) 0-1 Ska Kings Redux (nobby)
Blackspine Manticores (DaImp) 1-2 Short Cut (Haugster) Fairies with Boots (Beefburger) v Ghouls Aloud (Penkoon)
Hunky Spooners (Wilgut Spleens) 2-0 Watchtower's Dirty Dozen (Watchtower) Caimen Excise Dodgers (nearly) 3-0 Birkenhead Legends (bigcarrick)
Angry Vomit JV (Ogthebeautiful) 3-0 Underbelly Sneakers (Selfy) Hive of Scum & Villainy (anchor) - bye
SAC
Lancashire Jets (VALIS) 1-2 Get Your Rat Out!! (Penkoon) Saratosa Death Jesters (beefburger) 2-1 Viral Load (Overseer Lee)
Daesh Mortar Pits (bigcarrick) 1-2 Bongo's Bouncing Bastids (nobby) Bastid and the Coonts (Wilgut Spleens) 2-1 Public Enemy No.1 (Watchtower)
Now You've Addit (Bunjiballs) 2-2 Dicken's Cider (smiffums) Pointy Pythons (stinkypete) 2-2 Sloane Rangers (selfy)
Midnight Fighters (CharzHeidi) 1-0 Moonshadowz (Boo1964) Morticion Deadskins (Mothbeast) - bye
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Post by nobby on Jan 13, 2021 17:52:45 GMT
ska kings redux 2 the new knights 1 again fluked it tbh, my dice first half were shocking but then it switched round and jakalas second half were even worse. almost lost the guard runner though but the apoth decided to work for once!
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Post by overseerlee on Jan 14, 2021 18:37:15 GMT
Viral Load 2 - Midnight Fighters 0
Charz suffered an early loss of a wolf and was at a disadvantage throughout after that. Viral Load realised how slow MA 4 is ..... The Crimson Eclipse they are not :-)
Am i supposed to upload this somewhere to update that funky sheet above or does Valis AI do it ?
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Post by nobby on Jan 14, 2021 19:03:23 GMT
i think he does it as he is a nob
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Post by Da Imp on Jan 15, 2021 20:34:22 GMT
Watchtower's Dirty Dozen (Watchtower) - 0 v 4 - Blackspine Manticores (DaImp)The Manticores eased into the new season with a convincing win over the hapless Dirty Dozen. Despite making a solid start, receiving the kick and protecting the ball well, the Amazons eventually fell apart in the face of unrelenting pressure from the Dark Elves. Mistress Pain - no doubt spurred on by being fouled a couple of times in the opening turns - turned on the magic and was instrumental in her team's success.
The Manticores would go into the break 2-0 up after overturning the Dozen's opening drive. Star player Roxanna - drafted into the Dozen for this game - found herself flat out on her back several times. A position she is well used to if the tabloids are to be believed! It was her sacking that led directly to the first TD, a TD that seemed to open the flood gates after a tight and cagey game before that. With just 2 turns left in the first half the Dozen fumbled the ball pick-up and left the door wide open for Mistress Pain to swan in and scoop up the loose ball to score.
The second half went much the way as the end of the first half. The Manticores controlling the game and moving the ball around with elegance and guile. Indeed it was a thing of beauty to watch Mistress Pain dominating the pitch like only she can, her shapely presence making itself felt all over the pitch. She scored the Manticores 3rd TD early in the half, disdainfully brushing aside the Amazon defenders. Clearly there was only one WOAHman on the pitch tonight. The Dozen continued to put up a spirited defence but they were simply brushed aside, helped not at all by several handling errors. The Manticores having the play all to themselves come the end of the game, tossing the ball around at will to score the 4th and final TD.
Mistress Pain took home one lucky Dozen for some private training after the game. Part of her effort to put back into the game as much as it has given her.
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Post by Da Imp on Jan 15, 2021 20:35:51 GMT
Thanks for an entertaining game Watchtower the Second. You came across the Mistress in a particularly bossy mood.
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Post by anchor on Jan 15, 2021 21:44:47 GMT
Underbelly Sneakers (Selfy) 0-2 Hive of Scum & Villainy (anchor)
Not as farcical as I was expecting. All but 1 of the fouls resulted in a sending off. The Sneakers big guys seemed to be doing everything possible to lose this one for them. Only one gobbo killed, but it wasn't Seripas or Gimfag. The Scum picked 3 MNGs, so the next match will likely be quite a struggle.
Good game Selfy. Cheers.
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Post by Jakala on Jan 15, 2021 22:32:35 GMT
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Post by beefburger on Jan 15, 2021 22:38:44 GMT
Fairies with Boots (Beefburger) 2 v 0 Caimen Excise Dodgers (nearly)
8457... a strange collection of numbers you say... hmmm.
I've played twice today, something i hate to do, but in each game my opponent has been bum rushed by Nuffle.
Sorry boys.
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Post by penkoon on Jan 15, 2021 23:45:29 GMT
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Post by nearly on Jan 16, 2021 0:49:51 GMT
Fairies with Boots (Beefburger) 2 v 0 Caimen Excise Dodgers (nearly) 8457... a strange collection of numbers you say... hmmm. I've played twice today, something i hate to do, but in each game my opponent has been bum rushed by Nuffle. Sorry boys. I’m not sure I was particularly nuffled, I’ve had spectacularly worse dice. Apart from failing the sure feet gfi for a consolation TD nothing else went particularly wrong. However being out cas’d by Woodies means the dice aren’t being that kind... Well deserved win by Beefy.
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Post by penkoon on Jan 16, 2021 12:58:31 GMT
Get Your Rat Out!! (Penkoon) 2-1 Morticion Deadskins (Mothbeast) I got off to a winning start with my skaven! Didn't get the full AV7 experience though, as while the Deadskins had a lot of success smashing rats to the ground, my luck with the armour/injury rolls was remarkably good. In fact the Rats armour held far better than the Necros! I'm sure far more painful matches are to come. I did get to enjoy a particularly skaven moment, when the Deadskin offence dropped the ball, Stench Trench picked it up in a tackle zone, dodged out and just ran out of reach of everyone. The plucky speedster ran in a T8 score to close the first half.
The second half started with a Blitz from the Deadskins, catching the Rats unawares. However, the necros over-committed their fast guys to chasing the ball down the side of the field they'd kicked to, only to see it bounce out for a touchback! Disaster! The touchback was given to Whispering Eye on the opposite flank who could just sprint in for an easy touchdown. In fact he took his time, show-boating to kill some clock. That largely sealed the game, but the Deadskins did get a consolation score back, and a good one at that. Gravedig Breakham (MVP) made a break for it with the ball. All four gutter runners charged at him, leaving him stuck on the sideline in multiple tacklezones. I was sure he couldn't get out of it, but a well judged blitz and a couple of dodges saw him loose with the endzone beckoning. The gutter runners tried to scramble to stop him but tripped over their feet, allowing the ghoul to waltz in at his leisure.
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Post by selfy on Jan 17, 2021 8:22:00 GMT
We have a showboater! Reach for the list, Alan.
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Post by booncabal on Jan 18, 2021 19:38:48 GMT
Me 1 - 1 Carrick
Both teams could've nicked it but both teams were screwed by failures.
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