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Post by haugster on Jan 19, 2021 21:59:38 GMT
Fuck. 1-1. Fuck.
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Post by penkoon on Jan 19, 2021 22:16:15 GMT
I can confirm this is an accurate match report from haugsters side.
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Post by Jakala on Jan 20, 2021 10:03:04 GMT
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Post by Da Imp on Jan 20, 2021 20:50:24 GMT
Blackspine Manticores (DaImp) - 2 v 1 - Ska Kings Redux (nobby)
The Manticores notched up a second win of the season but it came at a deadly cost. 1 dead Linelf was of little importance, but when the agility 5 Blitzer was killed the apothecary (usually reserved for Mistress Pain's personal use) was called into action. One life saving bandage later and the Blitzer was back in action. Only to be killed by a rock thrown by the fans on the very next kick-off! I guess when it is your time it is your time. But back to the game at hand. The Ska Kings were fired up at the start of the game, coming out onto the pitch with venom and murder in their eyes. And they certainly delivered (see above) with a controlled display of murderous intent and ball control that the Manticores couldn't live with (x2). So strong was the assault that the Manticores gave up any thoughts of stopping the TD by turn 4 and spent the rest of the half picking off lone players and staying as far away from the Ska Kings as possible. The Kings were keen to inflict as much hurt as possible on the Manticores and kept the ball in play until turn 8 when the scored the opening TD. This would give them a 1-0 lead at the break, but most importantly the Manticores managed to recover all their KOs and could field all 11 players in the second half. It was now the Manticores' turn to dominate the game. A series of precision strikes had the numbers of the Kings dwindling and the KO box filling up. With full control of the game and holding a strong numerical advantage, they were able to score at will. Rather than play out a stale 1-1 draw, the Dark Elves chose to roll the dice and score in turn 5, leaving enough time to go for a winning TD. With 5 Kings in the KO box and 2 in the Injured box it looked a good bet. But the Kings got all their KO'd players back and fielded a full team for the kick-off. Suddenly the gamble didn't look so wise. But Nuffle loves a gamble. And he clearly has the hots for Mistress pain. The Kings fell apart, unable to pick up the ball and rolling several double skulls in a row, they were left wide open for a Manticores counter attack. Never one to pass up on Nuffle's blessings the Dark Elves gladly scooped up the ball and ran in the winning TD in the 8th turn. The players were laid to rest in Mistress Pain's own personal cemetery
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Post by nobby on Jan 20, 2021 22:32:29 GMT
Scooped it up?! Baba side stepped onto the ball and it bloody scttered to the one player i coudlnt get to haha stupid bloody game
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Post by penkoon on Jan 20, 2021 22:42:56 GMT
I claimed my second undeserved 1-1 draw in as many days!
Watchtower can consider himself robbed. Public Enemy No.1's offence toyed with Get Your Rat Out's defence, thinning out their numbers before Sabice waltzed in to score just before half time. Then the elven defence made a complete mess of the skaven drive, surfing the ball carrier and tieing everyone up. It took a lot of lucky rolls for the rats to reclaim the ball and even then they couldn't keep it very safe. But riding out elven blocks and dodging through tackle-zones Juice Box eventually claimed the equaliser.
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Post by haugster on Jan 20, 2021 23:07:46 GMT
I claimed my second undeserved 1-1 draw in as many days! Watchtower can consider himself robbed. Public Enemy No.1's offence toyed with Get Your Rat Out's defence, thinning out their numbers before Sabice waltzed in to score just before half time. Then the elven defence made a complete mess of the skaven drive, surfing the ball carrier and tieing everyone up. It took a lot of lucky rolls for the rats to reclaim the ball and even then they couldn't keep it very safe. But riding out elven blocks and dodging through tackle-zones Juice Box eventually claimed the equaliser. Watchtower? I thought I was playing him?
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Post by penkoon on Jan 20, 2021 23:39:36 GMT
I claimed my second undeserved 1-1 draw in as many days! Watchtower can consider himself robbed. Public Enemy No.1's offence toyed with Get Your Rat Out's defence, thinning out their numbers before Sabice waltzed in to score just before half time. Then the elven defence made a complete mess of the skaven drive, surfing the ball carrier and tieing everyone up. It took a lot of lucky rolls for the rats to reclaim the ball and even then they couldn't keep it very safe. But riding out elven blocks and dodging through tackle-zones Juice Box eventually claimed the equaliser. Watchtower? I thought I was playing him? I played him in SAC. I guess you are up against his dirty dozen in OHC? You can trade stories of how nuffle stole your victories over me.
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Post by Watchtower on Jan 21, 2021 19:46:13 GMT
I claimed my second undeserved 1-1 draw in as many days! Watchtower can consider himself robbed. Public Enemy No.1's offence toyed with Get Your Rat Out's defence, thinning out their numbers before Sabice waltzed in to score just before half time. Then the elven defence made a complete mess of the skaven drive, surfing the ball carrier and tieing everyone up. It took a lot of lucky rolls for the rats to reclaim the ball and even then they couldn't keep it very safe. But riding out elven blocks and dodging through tackle-zones Juice Box eventually claimed the equaliser. Watchtower? I thought I was playing him? Good sir this was the mighty SAC!
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Watchtower
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Post by Watchtower on Jan 21, 2021 19:48:31 GMT
I claimed my second undeserved 1-1 draw in as many days! Watchtower can consider himself robbed. Public Enemy No.1's offence toyed with Get Your Rat Out's defence, thinning out their numbers before Sabice waltzed in to score just before half time. Then the elven defence made a complete mess of the skaven drive, surfing the ball carrier and tieing everyone up. It took a lot of lucky rolls for the rats to reclaim the ball and even then they couldn't keep it very safe. But riding out elven blocks and dodging through tackle-zones Juice Box eventually claimed the equaliser. Penkoon! One of the most thrilling Bloodbowl games I have had to date, truly a classic, you're td was well deserved though! Hope to play you again soon Watchtower.
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Post by penkoon on Jan 21, 2021 21:48:37 GMT
Lancashire Loverats (VALIS) 2 v 2 Ghouls Aloud (Penkoon)
Did my best to destroy Valis' team, but it was all square on the scoreboard.
After the inevitable Sluutch one-turner to start the match, the Ghouls set about their task. They knew their only chance of winning was to wipe out as many Loverats as possible, particularly Sluutch, Corplut and their other gutter runner buddies. They made a good go of it and very nearly succeeded in claiming the bounty on that damned MV10-sprint bastard, only for the apothercary to save him, though he did not return to the pitch and won't play next week either. The Ghouls progressed the ball downfield injuring rats as they went, with Fangs Sinatra equalising at the stroke of halftime.
However, the Loverats had plenty of subs and so there were too many of them still on the field to start the second half. As the Ghouls attempted to mount a second drive, the Loverats swarmed the cage and the necros were unable to regroup in fully safe formation. The rats seized on the chink in the protection, sacked Ricky Mort-in and did that skaven thing where they grab the ball from under your nose and move it to the other end of the pitch before you've noticed it's gone. That damned AV5-blodge-surehands bastard took it the distance to give the rats the lead again.
There was still plenty of time left though and in their third offensive drive the Ghouls made no mistake. Smashing enough rats to make any T16 one-turn attempt difficult without Sluutch. Ricky Mort-in leveled the game and the Loverats couldn't respond. 2-2.
Cheers for the game Alan! Hope you're not depressed at what's left of your team!
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Post by Da Imp on Jan 22, 2021 13:10:16 GMT
Scooped it up?! Baba side stepped onto the ball and it bloody scttered to the one player i coudlnt get to haha stupid bloody game Ah semantics! You say scattered, I say expertly placed to receive the loose ball.
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Post by haugster on Jan 24, 2021 21:28:31 GMT
My chorfs and WT's zons has played it out for a 2 to 1 win for the chorfs. The zons gave us a lot of trouble, but thankfully the short cut managed to scrape a win in the end.
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Post by booncabal on Jan 25, 2021 13:06:36 GMT
Spooners 1 - 2 Rangers
Spleens and I played out a game of cock ups as we misclicked and misread our way through this match up. My induced Tree was a massive problem for the Dwarves, who came off second best in the fisting stakes, but the difference was the smallest player on the field, who was tossed off and then thrown for a TD.
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Post by penkoon on Jan 26, 2021 21:55:16 GMT
Get Your Rat Out!! (Penkoon) 3 v 0 Pointy Pythons (stinkypete)
With a little help from mighty Nuffle I managed to shut down the elven offence and run in some TDs myself. After an early KO and a sending off I had a couple of player advantage for most of the match which certainly helped. Spread the love around with touchdowns for Juice Box, Squish Mitten and Stench Trench, while a helpful MVP to Whisker Biscuit means I have my first level ups and much like buses 3 have come along at once.
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