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Post by anchor on Jan 27, 2021 14:55:52 GMT
Fairies with Boots (Beefburger) 3-0 Hive of Scum & Villainy (anchor)
A few key event enabled the Fairies to put a bit of a shine to this result, not that the Scum have any real grievance about the loss. The main issue for the Scum was there lack of ability to get elves into the injury box.
5 elves were KO'd during the first drive, and all returned for the next drive. The first into the injury box was a gobbo killed by a thrown rock. Then finally an elf was also killed, unfortunately it was only a loner lineelf.
Another elf finally also got injuried later on, after numerous stunned and the occassional KO. Gwythal kept getting smashed, then gang fouled, but didn't get anything worse than stunned.
Well played Beefy, fully in control from start to finish.
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Post by nearly on Jan 28, 2021 23:25:20 GMT
Caiman Isle Excise Dodgers 3 - 1 Underbelly Sneakers
This game gave the fans real value for money.
Sneakers received in the first half, and after giving the ball to their steroidal rodent, chaos broke out. Unable to contain its excitement the giant rat rampaged across the field pushing sauri out of the way before out running its teammates and finding itself in a nest of lizards, who put it on its back. Skinks weren’t able to retrieve the ball, and so a mutant goblin was able to scoop the ball. However with the clock ticking down to half time, the Sneakers realised they couldn’t score and would need to be very lucky to stop the reptiles sacking the ball carrier. In desperation a lone gobbo hared off towards the opposition end zone, knowing that he couldn’t score, but hoping to make it too difficult for the Dodgers to retrieve the ball and score. They reckoned without their opposition having spent the week trying to copy their previous Wood Elf opponent’s plays.
In his desperation to get as far away as possible, the little green Scrote tripped and fell . A skink quickly followed, picked up the ball, turned running forward and made a short pass to his teammate. Who took the catch cleanly, and hared up the field to his lone colleague, shoving the ball into his hands. and urging him towards the end zone. 1-0 Dodgers.
In other highlights of the half, we took a point of strength from Gimfag, unfortunately the apothecary was able to staunch the bleeding and get him back on the pitch for the second half.
Receiving the ball in the second half, the lizards quickly caged up against the touchline on the halfway line and waited for the Sneakers to break ranks. Nothing happened for quite a while, until the troll forgot what he was doing just as the rat let his frustration get the better of him and went on another fruitless rampage. This left two goblins looking very vulnerable trying to protect a tempting gap in the line. Of course they got smashed by a big blue lizard, and 8 of its teammates were able to pour through the hole and form a loose cage behind the Sneakers. Only one sneaker was able to get back onside, but just proved to be something needing cleaning off the sole of a sauri claw as another touchdown was scored.
Receiving the ball again there weren’t really enough underbellies left to do much, and it didn’t help when the ball carrier tripped when trying to seek refuge with his colleagues. More bashing, another skink picking up the ball, and handing to an egg mate and another touchdown to make it three on the final turn for the lizards.
Game over?
Not quite, there’s a goblin with the ball! There’s a troll! There’s a goblin in the air! There’s a gobbo landing on his feet! What a touchdown!
A game worth waiting for!
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Post by mothbeast on Jan 30, 2021 7:23:24 GMT
Daesh Mortar Pits Vs Morticion Deadskins
With injuries to multiple skill players the Deadskins took to the field with one wolf, one wight , one Gollum and a lot of zombies. The sun was baking the pitch and playing havoc with the zombies body odour. It was so hot that the dead skins wolf Gmork went to sleep after the first turn and didn’t return till turn until turn 16. The first half was a horrible display of blood bowl with both teams achieving nothing. The second half however the skavens superior numbers and quality began to show through. With three unanswered touchdowns the rats ran away with a comfortable win.
Daesh Mortar Pits 3-0 Morticion Deadskins.
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Post by overseerlee on Jan 30, 2021 21:22:33 GMT
Well 1-1 with the Load happily accepting both MVPs after recruiting Bunyion into their ranks from the Love Jets. Prof witty although clinically dead is being regrown in the petri dish and will return soon. "Next slide please!". Fun gane Valis, Bretomians are a strange mix of skills.
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Post by Jakala on Feb 1, 2021 10:08:12 GMT
Tie-breakersPCT* Pts* +/- F W Head-to-head record Strength of schedule Coin Toss
Scoring: Win - 2 pts Tie - 1 pt Loss - 0 pts BP (Bounty Point) - 1 pt *Both PCT and Pts incorporate Bounty Points N.B. The record of a team is only eligible for championship qualifying purposes if they play at least 50% of the season's fixtures. i.e. a team cannot be drafted in at the last minute, play one game and win the division with a 1.000 pct record.
Dos my result against AI not given points ?
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Post by Jakala on Feb 1, 2021 12:57:00 GMT
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Post by nobby on Feb 1, 2021 14:14:43 GMT
yeah valis, you need to explain how byes work as it is a tad confusing
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Post by nobby on Feb 1, 2021 14:15:07 GMT
also, whats the structure this season? ive had some thoughts going forward
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Post by valis on Feb 1, 2021 21:52:11 GMT
Tie-breakersPCT* Pts* +/- F W Head-to-head record Strength of schedule Coin Toss
Scoring: Win - 2 pts Tie - 1 pt Loss - 0 pts BP (Bounty Point) - 1 pt *Both PCT and Pts incorporate Bounty Points N.B. The record of a team is only eligible for championship qualifying purposes if they play at least 50% of the season's fixtures. i.e. a team cannot be drafted in at the last minute, play one game and win the division with a 1.000 pct record.
Dos my result against AI not given points ? It doesn't, as the table is decided on average points per game (pct) rather than points overall.
I am having second thoughts about this though as I feel it is still disadvantaging the teams with a bye.
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Post by booncabal on Feb 2, 2021 0:53:55 GMT
Rangers 2 - 1 Loverats
My Tree scored.
'Nuff said.
And luckily I played a team missing players as we failed to hurt them.
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Post by penkoon on Feb 2, 2021 7:40:39 GMT
My Tree scored. 'Nuff said. And luckily I played a team missing players In the words of Maui: You're welcome!
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Post by valis on Feb 2, 2021 11:05:40 GMT
Rangers 2 - 1 Loverats My Tree scored. 'Nuff said. And luckily I played a team missing players as we failed to hurt them. I can confirm that Boon's tree meandered into the end zone, and I thought: whatever.
Next thing, the tree is catching a hand-off and doing a victory dance.
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Post by nobby on Feb 2, 2021 14:14:52 GMT
Rangers 2 - 1 Loverats My Tree scored. 'Nuff said. And luckily I played a team missing players as we failed to hurt them. I can confirm that Boon's tree meandered into the end zone, and I thought: whatever.
Next thing, the tree is catching a hand-off and doing a victory dance.
hahahahahhaha hahahhahhahahahahahahhaha hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAAHAHA AAHA]AHA HAHAAHF AHAFHAFHA AHFFHAHFH AF
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Post by boo1964 on Feb 2, 2021 20:35:07 GMT
A Tree? LOL, you gotta admit thats funny........lol,lol
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Post by boo1964 on Feb 2, 2021 20:42:37 GMT
Finally revenge on those pesky Elves. (Evil Spiders 0-2 Moonshadowz)
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