booncabal
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Post by booncabal on Nov 12, 2020 23:31:41 GMT
That's even worse than the Jim'll Fix It For You Halfling squad, with Star Human Thrower, Jimmy S.
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valis
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Post by valis on Nov 13, 2020 10:20:49 GMT
That's even worse than the Jim'll Fix It For You Halfling squad, with Star Human Thrower, Jimmy S.
I have no idea what's going on.
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wilgutspleens
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Post by wilgutspleens on Nov 14, 2020 7:31:24 GMT
That's even worse than the Jim'll Fix It For You Halfling squad, with Star Human Thrower, Jimmy S.
I have no idea what's going on. at last...he admits it!
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Post by anchor on Nov 16, 2020 21:07:20 GMT
Hive of Scum & Villainy (anchor) 2-1 Blackspine Manticores FL (Da Imp)
Miss Tress Pain survives for another match, but it won't be in week 4 as she went off early with an MNG. Up until that point (round 4ish), she'd spent the game on her back. Nobbla caused havoc with his chainsaw in the elf ranks, taking down Miss Tress Pain in T1 (before she was fouled every turn until being dragged from the field). Nobbla finally got taken down himself, ending up as the sole casaulty (plus 3 sent off) of the Scum.
Nuffle pretty much screw over the Manticores from start to finish, despite that the game never looked safe for the Scum until the final couple of turns.
Well played Da Imp, thanks for the game.
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Post by anchor on Nov 16, 2020 21:09:28 GMT
p.s. The other witch elf also got fouled out of next weeks match. Plus another elf with a stat injury. It was rather brutal on the Manticores.
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Post by Da Imp on Nov 16, 2020 21:18:57 GMT
Hive of Scum & Villainy (anchor) 2-1 Blackspine Manticores FL (Da Imp) Miss Tress Pain survives for another match, but it won't be in week 4 as she went off early with an MNG. Up until that point (round 4ish), she'd spent the game on her back. Nobbla caused havoc with his chainsaw in the elf ranks, taking down Miss Tress Pain in T1 (before she was fouled every turn until being dragged from the field). Nobbla finally got taken down himself, ending up as the sole casaulty (plus 3 sent off) of the Scum. Nuffle pretty much screw over the Manticores from start to finish, despite that the game never looked safe for the Scum until the final couple of turns. Well played Da Imp, thanks for the game. It was brutal. Mistress pain is unavailable for comment after the game as she has a small eye injury that is being taken care of. Seems someone left a beer can on the pitch and a Goblin (naturally by complete accident) slammed her face into the can. In a totally unrelated note Mistress Pain will miss next weeks game due to a religious sabbatical where she will be sacrificing small animals to Nuffle. Nothing to do with her slightly scratched eye. Promise. Nothing a little eye shadow can't cover up.
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Post by Da Imp on Nov 16, 2020 21:21:46 GMT
Thanks for the game Anchor. It was crazy Blood Bowl mayhem. You took full advantage of those early turns where I really messed up. Whom ever I play next is facing almost nothing but linemen! Next time!
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selfy
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Post by selfy on Nov 16, 2020 21:34:25 GMT
Thanks for the game Anchor. It was crazy Blood Bowl mayhem. You took full advantage of those early turns where I really messed up. Whom ever I play next is facing almost nothing but linemen! Next time! Spent some time on her back, did she?
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Post by Jakala on Nov 16, 2020 22:21:20 GMT
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Post by nobby on Nov 16, 2020 22:33:10 GMT
We are top of the league! (still) We are top of the league!
Absolute clusterfuck of a game that the kings somehow snatched in the last moment.
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Post by nearly on Nov 16, 2020 22:38:55 GMT
We are top of the league! (still) We are top of the league! Absolute clusterfuck of a game that the kings somehow snatched in the last moment. Yeah, Nobby totally ignored the spirit that the game was being played in by scoring a last turn TD that needed two GFI rolls. If he'd been paying attention to how the rest of the game had gone he'd have fucked up the last GFI he needed (like I fucked up the last GFI I needed to blitz his ball carrier on the previous turn).
Cunt!
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Post by Da Imp on Nov 17, 2020 8:06:01 GMT
Thanks for the game Anchor. It was crazy Blood Bowl mayhem. You took full advantage of those early turns where I really messed up. Whom ever I play next is facing almost nothing but linemen! Next time! Spent some time on her back, did she? Now don't go making this all smutty!
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valis
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Post by valis on Nov 17, 2020 13:19:52 GMT
Underbelly Sneakers 1-2 Lancashire Loverats
The Loverats were let off the hook last night by a team coached by a man who is either in this for the shits and giggles, or is completely insane.
Or both.
Electing to kick, and a Perfect Defense Kick Off Event, combined to put the Sneakers on the front-foot and derail Sluutch’s one-turn attempt. Committing heavily to one side however, allowed the Loverats to switch wings and outpace the defence to score in two turns.
What came next was horrible underworld goblin dodging shenanigans blended perfectly with good old-fashioned Blood Bowl violence that confounded and destroyed the rats with equal measure.
All defensive resistance crumbled as the Loverats were punched remorselessly. Gimfag, shortly to be added to the Bounty list, the little cunt, dodged through multiple tackle zones, picked up the ball and sauntered down the field inside a cage that simply dodged in its entirety, through any defence the rapidly dwindling number of rats could muster.
The rats had not broken through any armour at all and were down to six players as Gimfag skipped merrily into the endzone on the stroke of half-time to make it 1-1.
It all looked grim for Lancashire Loverats as their six surviving players lined up against a troll, a minotaur and a rat ogre and prepared to kick to their horrible, full strength, dodging opposition.
Then Selfy threw the rats a lifeline, as either his love of the game, or maybe sheer madness, made him call a TTM glory play. None of this waiting until the last turn, last-ditch TTM stuff for Selfy. No. A turn 9, flying gobbo glory score.
It was just what the fans wanted.
Unfortunately, they didn’t get it, as the troll dropped the goblin on his face and the rats scampered through, retrieved the ball and retreated with it like it was a piece of delicious cheese.
The rest of the half was a complete shit show as the rats tried to survive a wave of horrible little green things swarming everywhere. The bounty was almost claimed on Bro’kut as he rolled double skulls and died, only for the apo to save him, and the fans started to riot.
Death is why they watch this game, and if they weren’t getting it on the pitch, they were going for it in the stands.
By the time the Loverats dragged their sorry arses over the whitewash for the winning score, there was no-one left to see it, and even less that actually cared.
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Post by penkoon on Nov 19, 2020 0:09:22 GMT
Shartnado (Penkoon) 0 v 1 Chaos Theory in Practise (boronate)
Rode my luck as long as I could, but eventually it deserted me. Survived a remarkable number of blocks on my ball carrier and stunty dodged all over the place, but in the end goblins started falling over, getting punched in the face and smashed off the park. Even the fanatic got beaten up. Boronate strolled in a comfortable T16 score and I was too excited about my chainsaw waking up for the final turn that I burnt my last reroll preventing a kickback, dooming the TTM attempt before it got started.
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Post by penkoon on Nov 19, 2020 0:23:36 GMT
I also successfully pulled off the "Wilgut gambit" - hiding a stunty behind a big guy, much to my opponents surprise.
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