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Post by valis on Oct 30, 2020 21:02:22 GMT
Tie-breakersPCT* Pts* +/- F W Head-to-head record Strength of schedule Coin Toss
Scoring:
Win - 2 pts Tie - 1 pt Loss - 0 pts BP (Bounty Point) - 1 pt
*Both PCT and Pts incorporate Bounty Points
N.B. The record of a team is only eligible for championship qualifying purposes if they play at least 50% of the season's fixtures. i.e. a team cannot be drafted in at the last minute, play one game and win the division with a 1.000 pct record.
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Post by valis on Oct 30, 2020 21:02:37 GMT
Round 1
Last Tango (taureanbeast) 1-1 Grassgrow Rangers (booncabal) Hive of Scum & Villainy (anchor) 1-2 Ska Kings Redux (nobby)
Caimen Excise Dodgers (nearly) 2-1 Ride the Bone Train (smiffums) Lancashire Loverats (VALIS) 2-1 Fairies with Boots (Beefburger)
Underbelly Sneakers (Selfy) 1-2 Hunky Spooners (Wilgut Spleens) Blackspine Manticores FL (Da Imp) HOME WIN Angry Vomit JV (FL) (OgTheBeautiful)
All Goat, No Beef (Insomniak Wulf) 1-2 [FUN] The new knights (Jakala) Short Cut (Haugster) 0-1 Ghouls Aloud (Penkoon)
Chaos Theory in Practise (boronate) 1-3 Howlierzz (Boo1964) Bastid and the Coonts (Wilgut Spleens) 0-2 Capital Laundry Services (Beefburger)
The Alliance of Light (Da Imp) 2-1 Handsome Sniffers (Selfy) May the Blitz be with You (Hot Feet) 2-0 Shartnado (Penkoon)
Round 2 Hunky Spooners (Wilgut Spleens) 0-1 Caimen Excise Dodgers (nearly) Ska Kings Redux (nobby) 4-1 Lancashire Loverats (VALIS)
Blackspine Manticores FL (Da Imp) 1-2 Ghouls Aloud (Penkoon) [FUN] The new knights (Jakala) 2-0 Last Tango (taureanbeast)
Hive of Scum & Villainy (anchor) 2-2 Grassgrow Rangers (booncabal) Short Cut (Haugster) 1-1 Fairies with Boots (Beefburger)
Angry Vomit JV (FL) (OgTheBeautiful) 0-3 Underbelly Sneakers (Selfy) Ride the Bone Train (smiffums) HOME WIN All Goat, No Beef (Insomniak Wulf)
Howlierzz (Boo1964) 0-1 Handsome Sniffers (Selfy) Shartnado (Penkoon) 1-2 Capital Laundry Services (Beefburger)
May the Blitz be with You (Hot Feet) 0-2 Chaos Theory in Practise (boronate) The Alliance of Light (Da Imp) 3-2 Bastid and the Coonts (Wilgut Spleens)
Round 3
Caimen Excise Dodgers (nearly) 0-1 Ska Kings Redux (nobby) [FUN] The new knights (Jakala) 1-1 Ghouls Aloud (Penkoon)
Hunky Spooners (Wilgut Spleens) DRAW Grassgrow Rangers (booncabal) Underbelly Sneakers (Selfy) 1-2 Lancashire Loverats (VALIS)
Hive of Scum & Villainy (anchor) 2-1 Blackspine Manticores FL (Da Imp) Short Cut (Haugster) HOME WIN Last Tango (Taurean Beast)
Fairies with Boots (Beefburger) HOME WIN All Goat, No Beef (Insomniak Wulf) Angry Vomit JV (FL) (OgTheBeautiful) 1-1 Ride the Bone Train (smiffums)
The Alliance of Light (Da Imp) 2-0 Howlierzz (Boo1964) Bumslurry Fuckpigs (VALIS) DRAW Bastid and the Coonts (Wilgut Spleens)
Shartnado (Penkoon) 0-1 Chaos Theory in Practise (boronate) Handsome Sniffers (Selfy) 0-1 Capital Laundry Services (Beefburger)
Round 4
Ghouls Aloud (Penkoon) 3-2 Ska Kings Redux (nobby) Caimen Excise Dodgers (nearly) 0-2 [FUN] The new knights (Jakala)
Lancashire Loverats (VALIS) 1-1 Hive of Scum & Villainy (anchor) Fairies with Boots (Beefburger) 2-2 Grassgrow Rangers (booncabal)
Hunky Spooners (Wilgut Spleens) 2-1 Elfy By Nature (CharzHeidi) Blackspine Manticores FL (Da Imp) 2-0 Underbelly Sneakers (Selfy)
Ride the Bone Train (smiffums) 1-2 Short Cut (Haugster) Angry Vomit JV (FL) (OgTheBeautiful) 1-2 Watchtower's Dirty Dozen (Watchtower)
Howlierzz (Boo1964) 1-1 Capital Laundry Services (Beefburger) Handsome Sniffers (Selfy) 0-1 Chaos Theory in Practise (boronate)
Shartnado (Penkoon) 0-3 Bastid and the Coonts (Wilgut Spleens) Bumslurry Fuckpigs (VALIS) 0-3 The Alliance of Light (Da Imp)
Round 5
Ska Kings Redux (nobby) 2-1 [FUN] The new knights (Jakala) Ghouls Aloud (Penkoon) 1-0 Hunky Spooners (Wilgut Spleens)
Lancashire Loverats (VALIS) 3-2 Caimen Excise Dodgers (nearly) Short Cut (Haugster) 3-0 Hive of Scum & Villainy (anchor)
Blackspine Manticores FL (Da Imp) 2-1 Grassgrow Rangers (booncabal) Watchtower's Dirty Dozen (Watchtower) 0-4 Fairies with Boots (Beefburger)
Underbelly Sneakers (Selfy) 0-1 Ride the Bone Train (smiffums) Elfy By Nature (CharzHeidi) 2-4 Angry Vomit JV (FL) (OgTheBeautiful)
Howlierzz (Boo1964) 3-1 Bastid and the Coonts (Wilgut Spleens) Chaos Theory in Practise (boronate) 1-2 The Alliance of Light (Da Imp)
Capital Laundry Services (Beefburger) 0-1 Bumslurry Fuckpigs (VALIS) Handsome Sniffers (Selfy) 2-1 Shartnado (Penkoon)
Round 6
Ghouls Aloud (Penkoon) 3-0 Lancashire Loverats (VALIS) Blackspine Manticores FL (Da Imp) 1-1 Ska Kings Redux (nobby)
Short Cut (Haugster) 0-2 [FUN] The new knights (Jakala) Hunky Spooners (Wilgut Spleens) 0-3 Fairies with Boots (Beefburger)
Caimen Excise Dodgers (nearly) 0-0 Hive of Scum & Villainy (anchor) Grassgrow Rangers (booncabal) 2-1 Angry Vomit JV (FL) (OgTheBeautiful)
Watchtower's Dirty Dozen (Watchtower) 1-1 Ride the Bone Train (smiffums) Underbelly Sneakers (Selfy) 2-2 Elfy By Nature (CharzHeidi)
Howlierzz (Boo1964) 2-0 Bumslurry Fuckpigs (VALIS) The Alliance of Light (Da Imp) 3-0 Shartnado (Penkoon)
Bastid and the Coonts (Wilgut Spleens) 1-2 Handsome Sniffers (Selfy) Chaos Theory in Practise (boronate) 0-2 Capital Laundry Services (Beefburger)
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Post by wilgutspleens on Oct 31, 2020 11:13:22 GMT
Bastid and the Coonts (Wilgut Spleens)0 v 2 Capital Laundry Services (Beefburger) A solid peformance from the Elf team,. they even did my smalls! Hated Gobbo Barry Scott managed 5 fouls before getting sent off for a sixth!!
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Post by Jakala on Nov 2, 2020 1:12:30 GMT
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Post by valis on Nov 2, 2020 10:05:19 GMT
Lets...… PLAY BALL!
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Post by penkoon on Nov 3, 2020 23:37:35 GMT
Is this our match report thread?
I've just beaten Haugster's Short Cut 1-0 in the OHC and got trounced 2-0 by Hot Feet in the SAC. Excitingly there were 4 deaths across the games, one for each team.
Ghouls Aloud started their title defence in much the same manner as they played last season - praying to Nuffle for favours and taking advantage of what ever he spooged out. Neither team managed a successful offensive drive. The Ghouls scored a defensive touchdown in the first half and should have conceded one in the second. Short Cut whittled away at the Ghouls numbers until the ball carrier could no longer stay safe. Smashing Ricky Mortin to the ground (but failing to earn a bounty), the chorfs claimed the pigskin with the endzone open and beckoning for the equalizing score. It took a desperate dodging zombie to save the day for Ghouls Aloud and get the season off to a winning start.
My quest for a second werewolf who knows how to play Blood Bowl continues. I can't keep a block-less wolf alive for more than a couple of games before they get killed or crippled. It's beginning to stretch my ability to come up with new terrible puns for names. Neil Die-mond RIP.
In the SAC my gobbos struggled to overcome all the blackle the dorfs brought. The high point for Shartnado was killing the only AG3 dorf, but the AG2 blighters seemed to have pretty good ball control skills so it didn't make much difference.
The ref was an arse and refused a bribe so I lost my weapons. But I didn't help myself by forgetting various rules after not playing gobbos since whenever Fun League last existed: I discovered halfway through a TTM TD attempt that the pogoer doesnt have right stuff (very nearly pulled off an improvised alternative, after sprinting the troll over to a more suitable target); the bombadier was even more self-destructive and turnover-tastic than I'd recalled. Still, gobbos were just as fun as I remember, hopefully more carnage will ensue in subsequent games.
Player of the game was Boris. The little hero of a shart pulled off a load of stunty dodges to kill the runner on a blitz, later he just escaped getting eaten by Skankhunt42, before finally getting killed himself in a act of revenge by the dorfs, much to the fans delight.
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Post by nearly on Nov 3, 2020 23:40:55 GMT
Caiman Isle Excise Dodgers 2 - 1 Ride the Bone Train
Close fought game that turned on the Khemri inability to pick up the ball. Remarkably bloodless given the number of big guys on the pitch until two turns from the end when the only casualty turned out to be a dead Throw-ra who failed the regeneration.
Thanks for the game Smiffums, sorry you had some shitty rolls.
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Post by nobby on Nov 4, 2020 20:54:54 GMT
Anchors team turned up, decided that the men in pants waving trombones around looked a bit up for it and buggered off sharpish. Buggers decided to lie on the floor to stop the ignominy of a pitch clearance as the Kings couldn't foul enough times to get rid of all of them.
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Post by valis on Nov 4, 2020 22:09:20 GMT
the men in pants waving trombones around What kind of euphemism is this?
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Post by boo1964 on Nov 5, 2020 23:49:36 GMT
Howlierz (Boo1964) 3-1 Chaos Theory in Practise (Boronate)
Nuffle could not resist in having a big part to play in this match.
From failed GFI's to stuns after the kick.
To add insult to injury after the death of Schroedinger. He offered his services to the Howlierz.
After seeing what Nuffle did to the Chaos Theory in Practise.
Fearing Nuffle would do to them what he did to Chaos theory in practice, accepted Schroedinger,the Chaos Warriors offer.
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Post by nearly on Nov 6, 2020 9:47:00 GMT
I like how even the tables think that Selfy and Spleens are divs!
Valis:
=if(iserr(<the sum you're trying to do>)=TRUE,"",<the sum you're trying to do>))
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Post by valis on Nov 6, 2020 10:10:37 GMT
Valis:
=if(iserr(<the sum you're trying to do>)=TRUE,"",<the sum you're trying to do>))
Cheers mate, I thought the two divs would have supplied the result of their game* by now, so your ISERR suggestion will be used in future. *No Penkoon, I'm not looking in-game for their result.
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Post by wilgutspleens on Nov 6, 2020 20:02:00 GMT
Valis:
=if(iserr(<the sum you're trying to do>)=TRUE,"",<the sum you're trying to do>))
Cheers mate, I thought the two divs would have supplied the result of their game* by now, so your ISERR suggestion will be used in future. *No Penkoon, I'm not looking in-game for their result. WTF is this even about? Waht has happened to this place? Tha looks like maths!! I prefered ye oldene tymes when we just called each other cunt alot and no one knew there was a ball
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Post by valis on Nov 7, 2020 17:48:20 GMT
What's a ball?
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Post by selfy on Nov 7, 2020 18:08:13 GMT
A man's testicle where sperm is produced?
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