booncabal
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Post by booncabal on Jun 11, 2021 16:16:45 GMT
H'Elf and Safety 3 - 4 Rangers
It was a shoot out of pure bloodbowl.
No. That's a lie as hardly anyone was hurt really. The Rangers couldn't stop the elves, and their outrageous kicking; the elves couldn't stop McFinnick.
This was tighter than a nun's ring but, even allowing for some Nuffle scolding when we tried to run with Pointy Heed, his new blodging skills failing every time; the Ranger's still enjoyed more of Nuffle's favourable blit juice as she vinigar stroked over them at the end.
Fun game.
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selfy
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Post by selfy on Jun 11, 2021 18:33:20 GMT
Selfy whats up with ur team names? What do you mean?
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Post by Da Imp on Jun 12, 2021 21:27:14 GMT
Blackspine Manticores FL (Da Imp) - 2 vs 2 - Chessboarders (renuvin)In a typical Elf derby both teams were free scoring, with the ball moving around the pitch at a rapid pace. 8 passes were completed and it was really any team's game to win. A failed GFI cost the manticores a TD right at the end of the first half and a last turn blitz stopped the Chessboarders from scoring the winning TD at the end of the second half. Mistress Pain made a triumphant return to the pitch, scoring 2 TDs and netting the MVP award, prompting a celebratory blood bath in the Manticore's dugout post game. Blood generously donated by the local Young Elves Society (sadly now disbanded).
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renuvin
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cant remember when i originally joined, but it was in BloodBowl 1 lol. lots have happened since then
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Post by renuvin on Jun 12, 2021 22:13:56 GMT
I WAS ROBBED....
Not sure if the rain was blood, but it was pouring down for most of the game, which put the manticores off. the game had one strange twist to it, when Morg himself caught the ball off a kick-off. yes, i had Morg...yes i had over half a million to use up pregame, so why not
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Post by Da Imp on Jun 13, 2021 9:38:26 GMT
It was a wild and fun game Renuvin. Thanks for the entertainment!
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Post by Jakala on Jun 13, 2021 23:13:16 GMT
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selfy
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Post by selfy on Jun 14, 2021 19:01:55 GMT
Hunky Spooners 1-1 Underbelly SneakersThe Sneakers took on the reigning champs in this almighty struggle. To be fair all the struggle came from the Sneakers. Too much guard and too much Chorf is never a good thing for an aspiring gobbo. When all was said and done 10 players on the Sneaker side had an absolutely torrid game. Most lay hurt, the Troll was injured and one gobbo was most definitely dead. The Spooners had run in a score and then turned the Sneakers over and were looking to run in the winner. At this point one of those events happened that just shouldn't happen. The writing was on the wall. The game was lost. But one player stood up, refused to except the loss and took a draw from the grasp of defeat. That player was Gimfag. (I mean it couldn't really be anyone else, could it? It would be a great surprise if it was Niggle Biscuit! He might be dead, I dunno.) The 'Iron Gobbo' strolled into the Spooners cage, stripped the carrier of the ball, picked it up in 2 tackle zones, dodged out of the cage and nonchalantly started towards the endzone. He then evaded a blitz and ran in a sweet motherfucking TD with 2 turns left! Un-be-fucking-lievable! Gimfag scored a TD that he had absolutely no right to score and the Sneakers came away with a point that they had absolutely no right to come away with! At the start of the game the Spooners coach actually referred to Gimfag as 'beautiful'. Not sure what was going on there, but by the end he had this to say, and I quote, "Gimfag? That fuckers a cunt! And you can quote me on that!" So, I did. Cheers!
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Post by overseerlee on Jun 14, 2021 20:44:43 GMT
1-0 to Viral Load but at what cost, 3 injuries that put players out next game so will have a much lower TV for their next match. Mothbeast took all the regen i think had 4 and left nothing for me. .... still Nurgle likes his load like they have been played with.
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Post by overseerlee on Jun 16, 2021 20:58:35 GMT
The Creep Show heroic 4 player defence so very almost held..... but it didnt a 1-0 loss. The crowd boo the lizards lack of heroics and general dull play.... boooo boooo booo they say :-)
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selfy
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Post by selfy on Jun 16, 2021 21:13:11 GMT
The Creep Show heroic 4 player defence so very almost held..... but it didnt a 1-0 loss. The crowd boo the lizards lack of heroics and general dull play.... boooo boooo booo they say :-) What? I was going to run it in, in turn 12 to make a game of it, but you kept marking up my players. Don't blame me, this is entirely your fault!
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Post by Da Imp on Jun 17, 2021 21:26:24 GMT
Blackspine Manticores FL (Da Imp) - 2 vs 2 - H'elf and Safety (Penkoon)The Manticores played out a second consecutive 2-2 draw, meaning the battle to determine the hardest Elf team in the North remains undecided. The two teams pummeled each other but both proved rather ineffective when it came to doing any actual damage. The Safety managed to KO 2 Dark Elves, while the Manticores failed to ruffle even a single hair on the perfectly coifed High Elf heads. There was one injury in the game however. Mistress Pain was laid low by a suspiciously well aimed fireball that left her with some nasty burns in the groin area. To the horror of her adoring fans, she was engulfed in flames midway into the second half, leaving her stricken on the pitch... tendrils of smoke snaking between her thighs. Bravely she refused the administrations of the apothecary, instead asking for some soothe-the-burn-away salve to be administered by her closest slaves. Naturally an honour such as this resulted in much competition between the slaves and in their eagerness to help out all 69 slaves tragically died when their shoving for the exit brought down the dungeon ceiling. As a result Mistress Pain has put the word out that she will be recruiting a new obeisance of slaves. The training of these slaves will take some time so the darling of the Blood Bowl pitch will have to miss the next league game as she selflessly dedicates herself to the upliftment of her closest fans. Recent reports after the game indicate that applications for the positions have exceeded the thousands and as word spreads, the number of willing supplicants is growing exponentially. Riots have already broken out in the noble schools of Altdorf and neighboring towns have barricaded their walls and locked the city gates to keep out the rampaging students, demanding their right to nurse their Mistress back to full health. The Reiksguard have been called in to keep things from getting out of hand. Only serious applications will be considered.
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Post by penkoon on Jun 17, 2021 21:38:50 GMT
That's a red hot groin.
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Post by nearly on Jun 17, 2021 21:51:51 GMT
Chessboarders 1 - 2 Caimen Excise Dodgers
There was a bloody blizzard!
The elves had enough spare cash to pick up a wizard and Morg’n’Thorg, both of whom earned their wages today.
The elves kicked off and immediately ruined the lizards attack by fireballing the first cage. Although only a couple of skinks were taken out of the game, this was enough for an elf to slip through, grab the ball, pass through the driving snow to a marked team mate who evaded the tackle and scored a defensive touchdown on turn two. This annoyed the Lizards who started the next drive by killing a line elf. Shortly afterwards a line saurus tripped and died. Whilst running away from Morg. The vet was able to save him. Unfortunately this meant he’d run out of bandages when Morg ripped a limb off a more skilfull saurus. A Str 3 Saurus is no use to anyone, but if anyone’s interested in trying croc burgers I could probably fix you up…
Anyway the lizards were able to keep enough elves on the floor long enough to score on turn 7.
The second half got worse for the elves. The lizards were brutal, keeping most of the elves either out of the game or on the floor for the whole half. There was nothing they could do to stop a winning touchdown. No bounties claimed, but I’ve set things up for someone else by putting a niggle on Bishop.
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Post by penkoon on Jun 17, 2021 22:21:35 GMT
Renuvin actually lost a game this season?!
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Post by Jakala on Jun 17, 2021 23:07:18 GMT
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