valis
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Post by valis on Jun 8, 2021 5:54:32 GMT
My arsehole is sore after that one.
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Post by penkoon on Jun 8, 2021 20:08:01 GMT
Mondegreens (Selfy) 0 v 1 I'm Thorin I haven't a Clue (Penkoon)
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valis
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Post by valis on Jun 8, 2021 20:21:18 GMT
Lancashire Loverats 4-0 Angry Vomit
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selfy
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Post by selfy on Jun 8, 2021 20:45:43 GMT
Jammy. Fucking. Bastards. The pair of ya!
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selfy
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Post by selfy on Jun 8, 2021 20:49:07 GMT
At least Og got a good, old-fashioned, Nuffling. I, on the other hand, was in the game until the last four turns. At which point Nuffle proceeded to shit in my face. I wouldn't have minded if it wasn't Dwarves. Who never failed a block the entire fucking game!
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Post by penkoon on Jun 8, 2021 21:07:47 GMT
Mondegreens (Selfy) 0 v 1 I'm Thorin I haven't a Clue (Penkoon) I'm Thorin I Haven't a Clue squeaked a win, using the time honoured tactic of being spawny buggers. Against 6 sauruses and a krox and having no guard to help out, the Dorfs were forced into a cubic butt-ton of unfavourable blocks. However, the Lizards threw more skulls on 2-dice blocks than the Dorfs did when rolling 2-dice-uphill, so the Clue continued merrily punching people bigger than themselves. Meanwhile, the skinks seemed to have left their ball handling skills behind. Terry Wogan and Chocolate Monkey both failed open field pickups (Monkey requiring a reroll to avoid doing it twice) and Baboon on the Rise (a bizarre MVP choice) flubbed a catch which would have let him waltz in to the endzone untouched and later failed a dodge while holding the pigskin. The Dorfs on the other hand were catching bouncing balls they had no right to. The Clue opened the match on offence but were hampered by an the early loss of both slayers (Brawny Corbett KO'd in T1 and Dori Ó Briain the victim of a well worked crowdsurf in T2) plus a blitzer (Michael Balin, the match's only CAS in T2, a broken neck courtesy of Wanked-off Some Dago repaired by the apo). The Dorfs failed to either advance the ball or keep it safe, the ball carrier getting sacked twice and also failing a dodge for freedom to leave the ball on the floor a third time. However, with the skinks unable to do anything with the ball the half ended all square. At half-time the babes failed in their duties and the second period started 10 v 10. The Lizards toyed with the Dorfs, using their speed to move the ball from side-to-side searching for a gap, while the Clue players huffed and puffed to keep up. They looked sure to find a gap for a speedy skink to fly through eventually. However, as the half went on more and more Mondegreens ended up in the KO bin. By the end of the half is was 10 v 5 and there weren't enough Lizards standing to keep Josh Wee-Dickum from scoring the first touchdown of his career to steal an unlikely victory.
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selfy
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Post by selfy on Jun 8, 2021 21:25:06 GMT
Fucking load of shit. Nobby was right.
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Post by Da Imp on Jun 9, 2021 14:34:33 GMT
And this is why the fun League is the best!
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Post by smiffums on Jun 9, 2021 20:35:18 GMT
Brass Clangers 1-2 The Eldorado Condors
Another win for Renuvin but this time at a cost. A very bloody game with about 8 casualties overall including 3 deaths. The Woodies were just too fast for the slow Ogres and Snots to keep up with and despite the handful of lost teeth (and lives) they made easy work of it.
The Clangers got themselves a consolation at the death after hurling a Snotling up field but it was too little too late.
Cheers for the game mate.
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renuvin
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cant remember when i originally joined, but it was in BloodBowl 1 lol. lots have happened since then
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Post by renuvin on Jun 9, 2021 20:54:37 GMT
man that game had me scared. with the ref deciding early on to be biased towards his kin, the elves suffered an expulsion for a misunderstanding with a grot. i swear my first casualty was the guy who just scored a TD lol.
towards the end, my treeman ended up almost at the TD line, and i have to admit that the one completed Ogre pass scored. well done to that greenie
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Post by anchor on Jun 9, 2021 21:58:52 GMT
Hive of Scum & Villainy (anchor) 0-0 Caimen Excise Dodgers (nearly)
An entertaining no score draw.
umm....not sure where to start, so I won't bother.
Good game Nearly.
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Post by nearly on Jun 9, 2021 22:18:48 GMT
Hive of Scum & Villainy (anchor) 0-0 Caimen Excise Dodgers (nearly) An entertaining no score draw. umm....not sure where to start, so I won't bother. Good game Nearly. An induced chainsaw and bribe evened up the fight, making most of the Hive’s casualties. A diving tackle skink was crucial in making goal line saves. Both halves saw the underworlders turned over on the edge of the lizards end zone after six turns. The lizards couldn’t get the ball all the way to the other end of the pitch both times.
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beefburger
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Post by beefburger on Jun 10, 2021 19:26:09 GMT
Selfy whats up with ur team names?
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nobby
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Post by nobby on Jun 11, 2021 13:13:01 GMT
Double header for norse teams coached by nobby.
2-1 victory over SHort Cut, the chd failure to consistently remove players compared to the kings success at doing it led to a win for the kings but at the cost of a zerker who i cant remember the name of. Desmond Dekker however is missing his first ever game for the kings next week, getting nobbled early in which the apoth decided he didnt want to help as per usual!
The violaters after their horrendous showing last week faced another orc team, the legendary Cilit Bang! however what was a tight game until middle of the second half turned into an absolute farce for the orcs with the norse breaking through to take the game 3-1.
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wilgutspleens
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I am suffering from prescient nostalgia....the future's not what it used to be
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Post by wilgutspleens on Jun 11, 2021 13:25:07 GMT
Norse flushed with success The Bang just flushed
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