renuvin
Experienced
cant remember when i originally joined, but it was in BloodBowl 1 lol. lots have happened since then
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Post by renuvin on Jun 18, 2021 12:20:28 GMT
Renuvin actually lost a game this season?! yeah i lost a game, but if bishop was not brutally attacked it would have been a draw, possible win (in my eyes). those damn lizards made me lose concentration for a few turns, and players for the second half... still, not bad for a team i was going to scrap after losing every game last season lol. all i want are some SPPs lol
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Post by nearly on Jun 18, 2021 16:21:10 GMT
but if bishop was not brutally attacked... Is that not the point of the game?
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Post by penkoon on Jun 18, 2021 17:36:25 GMT
but if bishop was not brutally attacked... Is that not the point of the game? Bashing the bishop is a key part of fun league.
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Post by Thricedarned on Jun 18, 2021 18:48:15 GMT
Is that not the point of the game? Bashing the bishop is a key part of fun league. Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
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renuvin
Experienced
cant remember when i originally joined, but it was in BloodBowl 1 lol. lots have happened since then
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Post by renuvin on Jun 18, 2021 21:38:07 GMT
just stop it guys lol
you hurt my bishop and now sometimes he doesn't work properly.
next time im calling my blitzer Bigus Dickus
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Post by Da Imp on Jun 18, 2021 23:12:58 GMT
That’s what the apothecary said!
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wilgutspleens
Star Player
I am suffering from prescient nostalgia....the future's not what it used to be
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Post by wilgutspleens on Jun 21, 2021 8:00:45 GMT
Hunky Spooners 2 Morticion Deadskins 0
The game opened with a pitch invasion that left half a dozen Deadskins down and out and only one Chorf. Any suspicions that Nuffle was sharpening claws to give the Deadskins a hard time were confirmed by a wet squib of a Fireball cast by a Wizard of dubious renown which did slightly warm the eyebrows of ball carrier Manky Clunge but otherwise did absolutely fuck all . Manky Clunge walked the ball over the line in the fifth turn
The Deadskins made a play down the right wing but Nuffle ensured that the Chorfs rolled all they needed to quash it , while giving distinctly less athan average rolls to the Necros
Coach Mothbeast is a canny player and adept at the old switcheroo and so it proved in the second half when the Deadskins switched play from right to left wing and caught the Spooners with their pants down. An equaliser looked a certainty until Nuffle stepped in. The spooners made 6 GFI’s in one turn, never failed to pick up the ball, rolled 4 double skulls but always with a reroll in hand.
Manky Clunge scores again in the 13th turn. Mothbeast never gave up the fight and always looked a danger but had a very large monkey on his back wanking into his ear the whole match
Bry Dumming may be the unluckiest signing I have ever seen, he has played four matches and has -1 ST -1 MV and niggling injury.
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booncabal
Moderator
Nuwanda the EVERLIVING, King of all.
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Post by booncabal on Jun 21, 2021 18:52:10 GMT
Ska Kings 2 - 2 Rangers
This was high scoring considering both teams went toe to toe in a punching contest.
The norse took a 2-0 lead, the Rangers failing a gfi to make it 1-1 only for Little McFinnick to weave one back on T14, before being sent off. On T16 Baba whatever hid in his end zone to preserve the lead....mug. Hunted down he dropped the ball into the blitzing catcher's hands and cost his team the win.
Once more nobby broke my team and my next opponent has no punch to worry about.
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Post by overseerlee on Jun 21, 2021 21:06:39 GMT
1-1 where everything came up skulls a six block dice streak ... thats right 6 sculls in a row and 4 deaths ... all sculls the funleague anus is being searched to see if this makes it into the annuls of history. In the format of one of the leagues own version of in game loading screen facts.
No one was unlucky it was evenly spread i just dont think i have seen it before !
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Post by anchor on Jun 21, 2021 21:08:42 GMT
Russia 1 - Denmark 4 Finland 0 - Belgium 2
Denmark vs Wales next round :-)
Oh and some Blood Bowl also happened, with a bunch of deaths.
1-1, could have gone either way. Nuffle stole a Skaven Blitzer, as my computer crashed and then the game refused to use the apotho. Oh well, got to keep the apotho for a good gobbo instead. Seripas lives on too.
Well played Overseer.
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Post by overseerlee on Jun 23, 2021 21:11:38 GMT
Viral Load 1 - Ska Kings 0 The Norse turned up in their pants and oiled and left on stretchers. Really tight first half was tipped over the edge when the nurgle got to grips with the Kings after their turn 8 TD. The fans threw a rock taking out a multi skilled killing machine the front line injured another 2 and a foul took out the yeti. After a very tight initial half things were looking up, the nurgle regen worked this game (after two games of not working once) so the load had a numbers advantage and the made the most of it.
The Norse defended valiantly but it wasn't to be a clutch play knocked the ball loose with two turns to play for the nurgle who decided to push it and go for the win. it took about 6 blocks to clear the way, a pick up from an Ag3 pestigor, a short pass a catch by another ag3 pestigor then an all important go for it all worked sneaking the win. Nurgle was happy, the tentacle twitched the fans roared and it was over.
Nobby I had a fan factor of 9 (10 now) so the fame advantage i had may not be so surprising. The Loads win loss record is surprisingly good so it must have climbed quickly.
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nobby
Veteran
Prince Chinos
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Post by nobby on Jun 23, 2021 21:28:03 GMT
er, it was 2-1
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nobby
Veteran
Prince Chinos
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Post by nobby on Jun 23, 2021 21:28:59 GMT
mine was 10!
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renuvin
Experienced
cant remember when i originally joined, but it was in BloodBowl 1 lol. lots have happened since then
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Post by renuvin on Jun 23, 2021 22:42:26 GMT
ok, my first proper game report...
Mondegreen vs. Condors
after losing the toss, the condors receive the ball, and start forming a cage. unfortunately, as an elf got too excited for playing for he Condors as a journeyman, the ref sent him off! being a little annoyed with this, lineman zanthra decided to go ahead and kill chocolate monkey. this made his day, and to celebrate his first SPPs, he decided to hit and injure a saurus. spurred on by this the Condors pushed through past the half way line. at this point, they pushed their luck too far and suffered a failed pass. this was soon picked up and on T8 a skint scored.
HALF TIME report: 1-0 to the Mondegreens.
the elves kicked off, chasing a 1-0 lead. they form a flanking wedge and start gathering all the lizards down the one side. by T12, only 4 elves were in their own half when the Condors took a gamble and threw himself at the baller. this flattened the tiny amphibian. he soon came along and took the ball to score a TD. as the game approached, luckily for me the team initials thought's turned out to very fortunate BLITZ
with only a few turns left, the second TD was scored
FULL TIME SCORE: 2-1 to the Eldorado Condors
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Post by penkoon on Jun 23, 2021 23:53:21 GMT
Don't you know you've got a chocolate monkey?
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