selfy
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Post by selfy on Nov 25, 2020 18:22:34 GMT
a glorious orgy of Halfling supremacy on the Blood Bowl pitch. I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed. I'm starting to think Haugster was right all along!
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booncabal
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Post by booncabal on Nov 25, 2020 21:09:36 GMT
Beef and I drew 2-2.
Funny game but I'm working late so will summarise.
Elf gits.
Ultra violence.
Angry Tree on rampage. Block is mint.
Turning point for Beefy was my fans injuring his super dancer with a thrown can of Bugman's Special Brew, and a double skulls that stopped him winning 3-1.
My thrower was smashed on Bucky from turn 12 as he fumbled everything until a last gasp equaliser.
Much laughs was had.
My wife avoided a fisting too. She wasn't impressed.
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Post by Da Imp on Nov 25, 2020 21:41:25 GMT
Blackspine Manticores FL (Da Imp) - 2 v 0 - Underbelly Sneakers (Selfy)The Manticores won the game with a first half display that was a thing of beauty - and Mistress Pain wasn't even on the pitch. It's a good thing too, as that much sublime gorgeousness would almost certainly have shifted "something" in the Chaos Wastes. Show supreme aggression, allied to silky smooth skills the Dark Elves romped to a quick 2-0 lead and could very easily have gone into the break 3-0 but for some desperate last ditch defending from the Sneakers. The Sneakers had started the game full of bile and promise, getting a Blitz on the opening kick-off, and injuring an Elven Blitzer. But it soon turned bitter as the Troll smashed a goblin nose first into the pitch, injuring the little guy. From that point on it was a one way slide into looserville for the Sneakers. The second half had it's share of shenanigans with the Manticores stalling the Sneakers' attack. A few leaps into the cage broke up the play but the Sneakers managed to rumble forward regardless. That is until the same Troll tried to block a path free for the score and promptly skulled itself. This ended the Sneakers' threat and the ball was soon knocked free and passed deep into Dark Elf hands. Just a single GFI to make it 3-0 on turn 16. So naturally the player tripped in the end zone! This could have been a landslide score but a win is a much cherished tonic for the Manticores who now have their beloved Mistress Pain back for the next game. Oh how we have missed her charm and grace on the pitch. Did you miss her?
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nobby
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Post by nobby on Nov 25, 2020 23:13:12 GMT
she looks like she gives great suckies
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valis
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Post by valis on Nov 26, 2020 6:58:15 GMT
she looks like she gives great suckies You'd know all about giving suckies. Not great ones though; Boon said the one you gave him was shit.
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booncabal
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Post by booncabal on Nov 26, 2020 7:44:49 GMT
My nipples hurt for days.
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selfy
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Post by selfy on Nov 26, 2020 8:25:29 GMT
Blackspine Manticores FL (Da Imp) - 2 v 0 - Underbelly Sneakers (Selfy)The Manticores won the game with a first half display that was a thing of beauty - and Mistress Pain wasn't even on the pitch. It's a good thing too, as that much sublime gorgeousness would almost certainly have shifted "something" in the Chaos Wastes. Show supreme aggression, allied to silky smooth skills the Dark Elves romped to a quick 2-0 lead and could very easily have gone into the break 3-0 but for some desperate last ditch defending from the Sneakers. The Sneakers had started the game full of bile and promise, getting a Blitz on the opening kick-off, and injuring an Elven Blitzer. But it soon turned bitter as the Troll smashed a goblin nose first into the pitch, injuring the little guy. From that point on it was a one way slide into looserville for the Sneakers. The second half had it's share of shenanigans with the Manticores stalling the Sneakers' attack. A few leaps into the cage broke up the play but the Sneakers managed to rumble forward regardless. That is until the same Troll tried to block a path free for the score and promptly skulled itself. This ended the Sneakers' threat and the ball was soon knocked free and passed deep into Dark Elf hands. Just a single GFI to make it 3-0 on turn 16. So naturally the player tripped in the end zone! This could have been a landslide score but a win is a much cherished tonic for the Manticores who now have their beloved Mistress Pain back for the next game. Oh how we have missed her charm and grace on the pitch. Did you miss her? I take umbrage at this match report! The score line has more to do with Sneaker ineptitude than Manticore silky smoothness. After injuring 2 players (1 from each team) before the game had even started, the Sneakers couldn't then punch their way out of a paper bag. 3d blocks, massive hits, repeateded hyper gang-fouls, nothing. NOTHING! Not a fucking dicky-bird! Fuck you Nuffle! 3rd Place Quote of the match: "I'm just going to use this troll to...........oh fuck sake! 2nd Place Quote of the match: "I'm just going to use this troll to...........oh fuck sake! Winning Quote of the match: "I'm just going to use this troll to...........oh fuck sake! Gimfag had done his usual trick of running through 6 million TZ's, picked the ball up in traffic and was about to score, when Blart King fucked it all up again! I don't know why I even fucking bothered blocking with Blart King, Gimfag could have just ran through everybody!
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Post by Da Imp on Nov 26, 2020 15:25:23 GMT
The Dark Elf First movement would like to have a word with you mr Selfy. Any suggestions of bias are entirely unfounded!
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selfy
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Post by selfy on Nov 26, 2020 17:16:22 GMT
The Dark Elf First movement would like to have a word with you mr Selfy. Any suggestions of bias are entirely unfounded! You can take your far-right, fascist, bullshit and slide it up your rectum!
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Post by nobby on Nov 26, 2020 21:33:18 GMT
This game is wank.
Or more importantly, my yeti's complete inability to break armour is wank!
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Post by penkoon on Nov 26, 2020 21:52:50 GMT
3-2 to me. Eventful game. Pissed it down for most of it. Lots of broken norsemen, but Zara was a nightmare, a one woman team who didn't need a supporting cast. Nobby made me pay for not stalling at the end of the first half, taking a 2-1 lead at the break. Then he/Zara nearly made me pay for turning down a GFI for a T15 score - ball carrier Ricky Mort-in sacked and removed from the field, slippery ball left in two tackle zones. Thankfully i pulled off a very flukey manoeuvre to pull out the T16 winner, taking some frustration out by surfing Miss Stabby McBigTits in the process. Cheers for the game Nobby! Grave-Id Bowie is now Strength 5
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Post by penkoon on Nov 26, 2020 22:04:07 GMT
We are top of the league! (still) We are top of the league! Absolute clusterfuck of a game that the kings somehow snatched in the last moment. Thought I was going to be able to gloat having taken your top spot, but out of nowhere Watchtower is installed in first place! No one saw that coming.
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Post by nobby on Nov 26, 2020 22:30:54 GMT
We are top of the league! (still) We are top of the league! Absolute clusterfuck of a game that the kings somehow snatched in the last moment. Thought I was going to be able to gloat having taken your top spot, but out of nowhere Watchtower is installed in first place! No one saw that coming. I'm still top of my division thank fuck those two points must count for about 12 as there is no way he would ever be top of anything, except maybe pie eating.
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valis
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Post by valis on Nov 27, 2020 7:04:15 GMT
Teams need to play at least 50% of the season's fixtures to be eligible to qualify for the championships playoffs.
Watchtower has a couple of big big games ahead of him if he wants to retain that top spot.
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Post by wilgutspleens on Nov 27, 2020 13:50:09 GMT
Elfy by Nature 1 v 2 The Hunky Spooners
Nuffle was really plugging for the Chorfs. Char could not roll above a one it seemed and the game became one of failed dodge rolls. The Spooners were able to capitalise on this and trundled a cage down the left field which despite being hit a by a pretty good wizard ball of flame enabled Wary Hank to run in a TD
The Elves equalised almost immediately after, so soon in fact that Nuffle missed it or he would never have allowed it to happen, it was that kind of game
It was the kind of a game where a three Hob foul resulted in a death and elves were tripping over their bootlaces
It was the kind of a game where a TV difference of 500 could not be offset by a star player , a wizard and a reroll because Nuffle wiped his shitty are on all three
A second trundlie cage TD secured the match in the second half. This time Nuffle was watching and the Elves were mown down by a volley of ones before they could equalise again. Despite all being against her Char played with spirit and fuck you Nuffle determination-good game
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