wilgutspleens
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I am suffering from prescient nostalgia....the future's not what it used to be
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Post by wilgutspleens on Nov 27, 2020 14:34:37 GMT
fuck me! I am top of West! You lot must be really truly crap at this game if I can be dragged to the gates of hell by the Vid, spend a week in ITU, defeat death, sustain hypoxic brain damage and return to be top of the fucking league! Are you all trying to lose? Is there some booby trap prize that happens if you win? What do you all know that I dont?
wAIT!Is it all a dream? What's that beeping sound? Am I still in ITU? No nurse No! Not the rectal lavage NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Fun League-because you have to!
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nobby
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Post by nobby on Nov 27, 2020 16:53:01 GMT
fuck me! I am top of West! You lot must be really truly crap at this game if I can be dragged to the gates of hell by the Vid, spend a week in ITU, defeat death, sustain hypoxic brain damage and return to be top of the fucking league! Are you all trying to lose? Is there some booby trap prize that happens if you win? What do you all know that I dont? wAIT!Is it all a dream? What's that beeping sound? Am I still in ITU? No nurse No! Not the rectal lavage NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Fun League-because you have to! what makes it even better, look who else is top of their division fuck em all spleens! lets fuck em up for calling us shit last season!
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selfy
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Post by selfy on Nov 27, 2020 19:44:08 GMT
Elfy by Nature 1 v 2 The Hunky Spooners
Nuffle was really plugging for the Chorfs. Char could not roll above a one it seemed and the game became one of failed dodge rolls. The Spooners were able to capitalise on this and trundled a cage down the left field which despite being hit a by a pretty good wizard ball of flame enabled Wary Hank to run in a TD
The Elves equalised almost immediately after, so soon in fact that Nuffle missed it or he would never have allowed it to happen, it was that kind of game
It was the kind of a game where a three Hob foul resulted in a death and elves were tripping over their bootlaces
It was the kind of a game where a TV difference of 500 could not be offset by a star player , a wizard and a reroll because Nuffle wiped his shitty are on all three
A second trundlie cage TD secured the match in the second half. This time Nuffle was watching and the Elves were mown down by a volley of ones before they could equalise again. Despite all being against her Char played with spirit and fuck you Nuffle determination-good game Fuck, people! That bout of Covid has left Spleens will the ability to play Blood Bowl!
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beefburger
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Post by beefburger on Nov 27, 2020 19:49:35 GMT
Elfy by Nature 1 v 2 The Hunky Spooners
Nuffle was really plugging for the Chorfs. Char could not roll above a one it seemed and the game became one of failed dodge rolls. The Spooners were able to capitalise on this and trundled a cage down the left field which despite being hit a by a pretty good wizard ball of flame enabled Wary Hank to run in a TD
The Elves equalised almost immediately after, so soon in fact that Nuffle missed it or he would never have allowed it to happen, it was that kind of game
It was the kind of a game where a three Hob foul resulted in a death and elves were tripping over their bootlaces
It was the kind of a game where a TV difference of 500 could not be offset by a star player , a wizard and a reroll because Nuffle wiped his shitty are on all three
A second trundlie cage TD secured the match in the second half. This time Nuffle was watching and the Elves were mown down by a volley of ones before they could equalise again. Despite all being against her Char played with spirit and fuck you Nuffle determination-good game Fuck, people! That bout of Covid has left Spleens will the ability to play Blood Bowl!
Right, i'm going out without my mask
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beefburger
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Post by beefburger on Nov 27, 2020 22:23:29 GMT
Howlierzz (Boo1964) 1 v 1 Capital Laundry Services (Beefburger)
Boo and I played a one all draw.
Good game was a fun one.
Cheers
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Post by penkoon on Nov 27, 2020 22:57:21 GMT
I successfully completed a pitch clearance in my game with Wilgut! It's always a satisfying moment when that wet squelching sound accompanies the last stubborn player being smashed into the ground and they have to be scraped off the astrogranite to join the rest of their teammates. Of course, in this case it was the last player from my own team who I injured, failing a foolhardy dodge while attempting to reach the ball carrier, but I don't see how that at all lessens the glory of the moment.
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wilgutspleens
Star Player
I am suffering from prescient nostalgia....the future's not what it used to be
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Post by wilgutspleens on Nov 28, 2020 7:22:54 GMT
Shartnado (Penkoon) 0 v 3 Bastid and the Coonts (Wilgut Spleens)
The game started in a blizzard. Nuffle was clearly on the side of the Coonts for this match ably assisted by coach Penkoon who went out of his way to removing his own team from the pitch. Lil Donnie was the first to go, blown up by his own bombardier in the first turn.
Troll Shankhunt 42 was laid out by a haymaker from Coont Ogre Mongo in the 5th turn , killed -dead! Shartnado bomber continued his g hilarious antics of blowing himself and his team mates up
Tik Tok McBoom ran in the ball in turn 7 to put the Coonts in the lead
Kick off brought a change in the weather-niiice.
Shartnado looney Dyno nearly had a claim on the bounty on second most hated Funleage player Barry Scott but only succeeded in a KO, seems even a face full of chain saw cant make a dint in the irritating gits eternal optimism. “For a mk4 Longtrim and Standish chainsaw like that I would recommend Cilit BANG!(tm*) Grime and Shine cog and sprocket preservation grease applied with a stiff brush, left overnight and then…..” he was heard to say before slipping into unconsciousness
The second half begun with a Blitz! By turn ten Penkoon had three left on the pitch, then Mongo Ko’d Big Blue and the Red Douche took himself off the park with a failed dodge! Pitch clearance!
Tosser Ballbag walked the ball over the line 2-0
Turn 13 ball is kicked off to the three remaining Shartnado players. They are soon flattened by the rampaging Coonts and the obnoxious goblin Barry Scott carries the ball over the line for a TD. This was quite probably accidental as the little shit clearly had no idea what he was doing and merely stumbled over the line while trying to remove a particularly stubborn piece of mud from the ball.
I am CHANGED!
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valis
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Post by valis on Nov 28, 2020 8:11:29 GMT
Elfy by Nature 1 v 2 The Hunky Spooners
Nuffle was really plugging for the Chorfs. Char could not roll above a one it seemed and the game became one of failed dodge rolls. The Spooners were able to capitalise on this and trundled a cage down the left field which despite being hit a by a pretty good wizard ball of flame enabled Wary Hank to run in a TD
The Elves equalised almost immediately after, so soon in fact that Nuffle missed it or he would never have allowed it to happen, it was that kind of game
It was the kind of a game where a three Hob foul resulted in a death and elves were tripping over their bootlaces
It was the kind of a game where a TV difference of 500 could not be offset by a star player , a wizard and a reroll because Nuffle wiped his shitty are on all three
A second trundlie cage TD secured the match in the second half. This time Nuffle was watching and the Elves were mown down by a volley of ones before they could equalise again. Despite all being against her Char played with spirit and fuck you Nuffle determination-good game Fuck, people! That bout of Covid has left Spleens will the ability to play Blood Bowl! The wissen match generator has thrown the Spooners a challenging fixture to see if they are indeed now coached by the spirit of Matt Busby, or whether it was just Spleens fluking it by clicking the wrong buttons.
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beefburger
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Post by beefburger on Nov 29, 2020 16:25:56 GMT
Watchtower's Dirty Dozen (Watchtower) 0 v 4 Fairies with Boots (Beefburger)
Watchtower had a complete nightmare, throwing intercepts, fumbling passes into elvish hands and generally failing everything he could possibly fail in the first half after receiving. Score at the haly was 3 - 0.
Second half was more even with Zara and Roxana showing some quality but the dirty untrustworthy forest dwellers still squeezed one in.
The only bad injusry was to a loner so i'm doubly happy, first game for waht seems like an age where i haven't lost any one.
Thanks for the game Watchtower, good luck with the rets of it.
Cheers
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Post by Jakala on Nov 30, 2020 0:47:27 GMT
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Post by penkoon on Nov 30, 2020 1:43:04 GMT
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Watchtower
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Hi I'm Watchtower and I think elves should be deported
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Post by Watchtower on Dec 1, 2020 5:06:18 GMT
Watchtower's Dirty Dozen (Watchtower) 0-4 Fairies with Boots (Beefburger)
...fuck, one day I will be king of Fun League.
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Watchtower
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Hi I'm Watchtower and I think elves should be deported
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Post by Watchtower on Dec 1, 2020 5:27:04 GMT
Watchtower's Dirty Dozen (Watchtower) 0 v 4 Fairies with Boots (Beefburger)
After my inspiring win last week, with eyes for the playoffs and a skip in my step; I went into this game feeling nothing but optimism and sheer excitement toward what could happen in my second game. Was Watchtower about to pull a Leicester and win the whole thing as an underdog? Would there be a parade in my honour where women would chant my name affectionately whilst men looked on with pure admiration?
no. fucking. no.
Beefburger is a very talented player, I thought I had prepared for elves but I forgot one important factor in preparing for elves...they're elves.
The first half was probably one of my most embarrassing moments in my short life, with shitty caging, poor positional play, panicking and horrible dice luck I was truly in a world of embarrassment when I had somehow conceded three separate times in 8 turns. My girlfriend hasn't looked at me the same since.
I hereby call for any form of elf to be banned from any form of entertainment due to the fact that they are elves.
The second half shaped up a bit better. The damage was done though.
Well done Beefburger it was a fun game and you played really well! Hope you do well in the future, I would say you will rue the day you beat me for I will come back bigger, better and stronger. However, with my Blood bowl 2 career being 2-1-12 I feel it may be a while before I could challenge you properly.
I will now return to my bed to cry about how much I hate elves. Thank you. -Watchtower
P.S Nobby keeps bullying me about my Blood bowl tactics I would like to report him to the authorities please, he keeps hurting my feelings.
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beefburger
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Post by beefburger on Dec 1, 2020 9:39:28 GMT
If Nobby is bullying you ask him about chinos
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selfy
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Post by selfy on Dec 1, 2020 12:09:27 GMT
If Nobby is bullying you ask him about chinos Or the dildo in Wigan.
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