selfy
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Post by selfy on Mar 30, 2021 17:33:44 GMT
There's only you taking this seriously. The rest of us are just chilling and rolling dice. tall bald That's me ruled out.
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booncabal
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Post by booncabal on Mar 30, 2021 19:26:48 GMT
Lies. I look like a fat Bob Ross.
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Post by penkoon on Mar 30, 2021 21:08:19 GMT
Ankh-Morkpork City Watch. (nobby) 0 v 1 Helf and Safety (Penkoon) He may be the reigning champion, but he's no good in the SAC For the second season in a row, I manage to steal an undeserved SAC victory off Nobby. Total shambles of a match really, failed dodges, pickups and turnovers galore. No one managed anything looking like a coherent drive, but somehow Hard Hat stumbled over the line to score midway through the first half. The Watch weren't helped by H'Elf and Safety blitzing both their kickoffs and took their frustration out by beating up on the elves, leaving them only one non-lineman for most of the game. Not really sure how the Watch didn't score near the end of the match, but when I double checked the scoreboard it still read 1-0.
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Post by nobby on Mar 31, 2021 11:43:12 GMT
Ankh-Morkpork City Watch. (nobby) 0 v 1 Helf and Safety (Penkoon) He may be the reigning champion, but he's no good in the SAC For the second season in a row, I manage to steal an undeserved SAC victory off Nobby. Total shambles of a match really, failed dodges, pickups and turnovers galore. No one managed anything looking like a coherent drive, but somehow Hard Hat stumbled over the line to score midway through the first half. The Watch weren't helped by H'Elf and Safety blitzing both their kickoffs and took their frustration out by beating up on the elves, leaving them only one non-lineman for most of the game. Not really sure how the Watch didn't score near the end of the match, but when I double checked the scoreboard it still read 1-0. Didnt I qualify twice last season? Oh yeah, that's right, I did. Fuck this game though haha, two fucking blitzes?! Fuck right off. Was still a close one though but fuck your blitzer and fuck your players for rolling pows when they needed it. The cunts.
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Post by nearly on Mar 31, 2021 12:16:50 GMT
Blitz kick off is beneficial for the receiving team isn't it? At least it always seems to be when I roll one as the kicking team.
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nobby
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Post by nobby on Mar 31, 2021 19:14:21 GMT
The Kings barely register their first win of the season 1-0 against the deadskins. Regens passing are an issue!
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Post by nobby on Mar 31, 2021 19:18:03 GMT
Oh and Baba Luck picked up yet another injury thanks to a bloody lightning bolt! Now 8236 Niggled
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Post by penkoon on Mar 31, 2021 19:25:09 GMT
Oh and Baba Luck picked up yet another injury thanks to a bloody lightning bolt! Now 8236 Niggled Haha. Someone really needs to put him out of his misery. Although I was kinda hoping he might get +1 or -1 AG first, so that none of his statline have their starting values.
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Post by penkoon on Mar 31, 2021 19:30:36 GMT
fucking easy games against teams just come up from sac The Kings barely register their first win of the season Not so easy when you're playing them is it?
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selfy
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Post by selfy on Mar 31, 2021 20:03:11 GMT
Oh and Baba Luck picked up yet another injury thanks to a bloody lightning bolt! Now 8236 Niggled Baba Luck is actually a decrepid skink!
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Post by nearly on Mar 31, 2021 21:56:12 GMT
Oh and Baba Luck picked up yet another injury thanks to a bloody lightning bolt! Now 8236 Niggled Baba Luck is actually a decrepid skink! Oh Selfy! You’ve caused havoc in the vivarium tonight! All the little bastards have taken offence at that comparison. They’re particularly upset at the suggestion that they’d “ponce around like that northern warm blooded softie in so little clothing. What’s wrong with a nice pair of chino’s?”
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Post by nearly on Mar 31, 2021 22:28:12 GMT
Caiman Excise Dodgers 2 - 0 Now You’ve Addit
The infamous halfling slush fund was in full effect in this game, NYA turning up with Morg’n’Thorg, Zara, a wizard, a chef and the bloodweiser babes in addition to their normal roster.
It didn’t do much good, the wizard's fireball missed everything, Morg was surfed in the first half and didn’t come back, Zara had forgotten to sharpen her daggers, the chef served up small portions of thin gruel and the babes, frankly, couldn’t be arsed with shaking them.
The halflings kicked off, sending the ball deep into the lizards half. The carnage started early, with all but one lizard block in the first minute knocking out a tubster. However the two giant wooden spoons weren’t to be outdone and they responded by killing Klitztz on the line of scrimmage. Luckily the vet was able to bring him back with the aid of a heat lamp and some tasty flies.
The Dodgers feinted to the right wing, waited for the chubby dumplings to commit anyone capable of outrunning woodworm to commit to a defence then switched, running around the deep, dark wood and advancing up the left wing. Morg’n’Thorg outthought himself, putting a block on screening saurus and threatening a surf, but found the tables turned on him as the scaly teammates punched a hole for the ball carrier and turned the tables on the big fella. The Krox tackled the only munchkin who could reach the ball carrier, and it was 1-0 Dodgers on turn 7.
The Addits went for a TTMTD on their turn 8, but fumbled the hand off to the prospective pilot.
The second half started with a touchback to a tree, who tried to charge towards the end zone. He got quite far and the Dodger’s coach was fearing the ignominy of having an “Alan” scored against him. Luckily, as the fence post advanced to the 30yd line (despite the revolutionary defensive strategy of lying down in front of the slow big fella) the lizards were able to separate him from his hairy footed toddlers, fell him and run off with the ball. At this point, the halflings all decided that the effort wasn’t worth the post game dinner and gave up, even though they’d not suffered any permanent injuries.
Jim and Bob recognised the differing levels of heroism on the pitch, awarding Klitztz MVP for the Dodgers, for playing on through death, and Zara the woman of the match award for not giving up and going for an early tea.
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Post by nobby on Apr 1, 2021 10:10:31 GMT
fucking easy games against teams just come up from sac The Kings barely register their first win of the season Not so easy when you're playing them is it? A win is a win I think the fact I am a Liverpool supporter has cursed me for this season, this title defence is looking more and more like Liverpools, injuries piling up, scraping through games, the inevitable losses are sure to come, although I am a bit more flexible with my tactics than Klopp!
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Post by valis on Apr 1, 2021 12:07:06 GMT
I think the fact I am a Liverpool supporter Nice to see you supporting your local team.
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selfy
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Post by selfy on Apr 1, 2021 15:01:46 GMT
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