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Post by Da Imp on Mar 28, 2021 22:17:39 GMT
Caimen Excise Dodgers (nearly) - 0 vs 2 - Blackspine Manticores FL (Da Imp)A solid 2-0 win for the Manticores, but one that comes at a cost, with 2 Dark Elves dead! Understudy to Mistress Pain, Miss Kitty was brutally groped to death by a Saurus followed by lineman (whose name I have already forgotten). A skink tried to have his way with Mistress Pain - trying to disguise his sordid groping as a foul as Mistress pain lay prone on the pitch - but she made sure to teach him the error of his way by feeding him his own tail. From the inside out. This game was one of hunt the Skink. A clear tactic by the Manticores was to hunt down and remove as many Skinks from the game as they could, even delaying scoring in the first half until they had removed all but one Skink from the pitch. A fireball in the second half and some more targeted blitzing removed all the Skinks from the game midway through the second half. By then the Manticores were already 2-0 up, leaving the Dodgers to just surround the ball with the remaining Saurus. It was a crude tactic but proved effective as the Dark Elves failed to secure the ball right up until the last turn... then the pass to score a third TD was fumbled. "Mr March" of the Caiman Excise Dodgers (RIP)
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Post by nobby on Mar 28, 2021 23:38:42 GMT
The City Watch had a good start to their new career with a lucky 3-2 win over Wichita Thunder. Wardancer got hit by a rock before the game even started and fouled into a sacking on turn two. Was a fairly even game until the second half where two human blitzes swung the game in the Watch's favour
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Post by selfy on Mar 29, 2021 6:23:59 GMT
Boon has a little shit bag Halfling that needs to go on the list!
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Post by penkoon on Mar 29, 2021 12:15:43 GMT
What has happened to the list? Is the season 26 list still live? Or has it been decommissioned because the season 27 list was mostly going to be Loverat's Gutter Runners who are currently in hiding?
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Post by nearly on Mar 29, 2021 12:41:24 GMT
Caimen Excise Dodgers (nearly) - 0 vs 2 - Blackspine Manticores FL (Da Imp)A solid 2-0 win for the Manticores, but one that comes at a cost, with 2 Dark Elves dead! Understudy to Mistress Pain, Miss Kitty was brutally groped to death by a Saurus followed by lineman (whose name I have already forgotten). A skink tried to have his way with Mistress Pain - trying to disguise his sordid groping as a foul as Mistress pain lay prone on the pitch - but she made sure to teach him the error of his way by feeding him his own tail. From the inside out. This game was one of hunt the Skink. A clear tactic by the Manticores was to hunt down and remove as many Skinks from the game as they could, even delaying scoring in the first half until they had removed all but one Skink from the pitch. A fireball in the second half and some more targeted blitzing removed all the Skinks from the game midway through the second half. By then the Manticores were already 2-0 up, leaving the Dodgers to just surround the ball with the remaining Saurus. It was a crude tactic but proved effective as the Dark Elves failed to secure the ball right up until the last turn... then the pass to score a third TD was fumbled. "Mr March" of the Caiman Excise Dodgers (RIP) That's what she says! I had players faking unconciousness to avoid going back on the field. Always with the little finger up the cloaca! Every bloody tackle!
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Post by Da Imp on Mar 29, 2021 12:50:24 GMT
So it seems that the game between nearly and I didn't register. It is showing up as not played in the in-game league schedule.
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Post by valis on Mar 29, 2021 13:27:24 GMT
So it seems that the game between nearly and I didn't register. It is showing up as not played in the in-game league schedule. I'll have a look at it when I get home.
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Post by valis on Mar 29, 2021 13:28:47 GMT
What has happened to the list? Is the season 26 list still live? Or has it been decommissioned because the season 27 list was mostly going to be Loverat's Gutter Runners who are currently in hiding? It's the same list. There are no additions. I didn't feel it was necessary to post it up again as you're collectively about as good at killing as Florence Nightingale.
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Post by penkoon on Mar 29, 2021 20:36:05 GMT
Public Enemy No.1 (Watchtower) 0 v 3 Ghouls Aloud (Penkoon)
A 3 point victory to open the campaign, but somehow I still find myself a whole 3 TDs off the top of my division. WTF!
Even better than the 3 TDs, though, this game contained the sweetest of sights on a blood bowl pitch: a dead wardancer!
With a cubic butt-ton of inducements, this was always going to be a tough ask for Public Enemy No 1. The halfling master chef did his job, stealing all 3 of Ghouls Aloud's rerolls in both halves. The extra apothecary also proved handy, with two deaths prevented by the medical team (though they were too busy to prevent the aforementioned third kill). However, the elves also seemed a bit distracted by the smells coming from the halfing cooking. A flurry of failed picks ups, dodges and other moves that are normally second nature saw them burn through all their extra rerolls and suffer a few costly turnovers.
A punch up around a fumbled ball in the first half ended with Fangs Sinatra getting his claws on the ball and sprinting away to score. A torential rain storm impacted the second half, but with fewer Public Enemies to deal with Ricky Mort-in (MVP) did his thing and ran in 2 TDs to secure the victory.
Cheers for the game Watchtower. Sorry it turned into a bit of a beat down by the end (though not that sorry...)!
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Post by nobby on Mar 29, 2021 22:51:24 GMT
Public Enemy No.1 (Watchtower) 0 v 3 Ghouls Aloud (Penkoon) A 3 point victory to open the campaign, but somehow I still find myself a whole 3 TDs off the top of my division. WTF! Even better than the 3 TDs, though, this game contained the sweetest of sights on a blood bowl pitch: a dead wardancer! With a cubic butt-ton of inducements, this was always going to be a tough ask for Public Enemy No 1. The halfling master chef did his job, stealing all 3 of Ghouls Aloud's rerolls in both halves. The extra apothecary also proved handy, with two deaths prevented by the medical team (though they were too busy to prevent the aforementioned third kill). However, the elves also seemed a bit distracted by the smells coming from the halfing cooking. A flurry of failed picks ups, dodges and other moves that are normally second nature saw them burn through all their extra rerolls and suffer a few costly turnovers. A punch up around a fumbled ball in the first half ended with Fangs Sinatra getting his claws on the ball and sprinting away to score. A torential rain storm impacted the second half, but with fewer Public Enemies to deal with Ricky Mort-in (MVP) did his thing and ran in 2 TDs to secure the victory. Cheers for the game Watchtower. Sorry it turned into a bit of a beat down by the end (though not that sorry...)! I love how you both get fucking easy games against teams just come up from sac and I get the hardest game possible for the kings! Still easy to sort you both out and knock you off your perch and take my rightful position as champion. Thats right, I have been fairly quiet about being champion but thats now changing, instead of sitting here being all smug, I'm going to rub it in everyones face they let it happen
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Post by valis on Mar 30, 2021 6:28:20 GMT
I love how you both get fucking easy games against teams just come up from sac and I get the hardest game possible for the kings! What do you mean? All title contenders get easy games first game. Jakala - easy game Penkoon - easy game Haugster - easy game
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Post by nobby on Mar 30, 2021 10:20:05 GMT
I love how you both get fucking easy games against teams just come up from sac and I get the hardest game possible for the kings! What do you mean? All title contenders get easy games first game. Jakala - easy game Penkoon - easy game Haugster - easy game Who is the reigning champion? Oh thats right...
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Post by valis on Mar 30, 2021 10:59:09 GMT
What do you mean? All title contenders get easy games first game. Jakala - easy game Penkoon - easy game Haugster - easy game Who is the reigning champion? Oh thats right... There's only you taking this seriously. The rest of us are just chilling and rolling dice.
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Post by nobby on Mar 30, 2021 16:37:39 GMT
Who is the reigning champion? Oh thats right... There's only you taking this seriously. The rest of us are just chilling and rolling dice. I seem to remember someone throwing a proper wobbler two games in a row and not being particularly chilled, tall bald bloke he was, can't remember hsi name off the top off my head...
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Post by valis on Mar 30, 2021 17:03:14 GMT
That would be boon.
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