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Post by penkoon on Dec 2, 2020 11:50:55 GMT
Fucking one turner overpowered shit bastard! Has no one killed that thing yet?!
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Post by valis on Dec 2, 2020 12:21:23 GMT
fuck! you were meant to lose you cunt! The team did all the heavy lifting. They won in spite of my coaching. nearly is right to feel aggrieved.
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Post by anchor on Dec 2, 2020 14:55:43 GMT
After a hefty starting fireball downing half the chorf team, and removing the super strong hobgob from the game, things didn't really work for the villains. A missed passing play saw the chorfs cut (pardon the pun) through the villains to score a defensive touchdown first half. Bot teams fielded full teams for the second half, but from there the scum quickly started to run out of villains. After the dust had settled and the smoke lifted, the chorfs had scored two more and injured quite a lot of the pesky villains. A good game from the Short cut saw five players learn new tricks, including one hob who got a bit more agile than he was before, and also the chorfs Mean and Scoring Streak levelled and even Talking Bull has finally learned the tricks of blocking more reliably. Are cas no tiebreaker, by the way? Seems to contradict the spirit of the game? Yeah, the highlight of the macth, from my perspective, was the fireball as the very first action. Things quite quickly started to go downhill from there, and just total fell apart in the 2nd half.
It was an SPP feast for you haugster, while I managed a single solitary pass to level up a goblin (who didn't get much of note).
Nobbla has been much more effective in previous games, but in this one failed to even do himself any damage on his frequent trips to inspect the turf with a live chainsaw.
Well played.
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Post by boo1964 on Dec 2, 2020 16:03:32 GMT
Howlierzz (Boo) 3 V 1 Bastid and the Coontz ( Wilgutspleens )
Not a true Match. To be continued.
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Post by nearly on Dec 2, 2020 16:16:37 GMT
fuck! you were meant to lose you cunt! The team did all the heavy lifting. They won in spite of my coaching. nearly is right to feel aggrieved. Not that aggrieved really. Just wanted to point out how fucking annoying your gutter runners are.
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Post by nobby on Dec 2, 2020 16:19:37 GMT
I tried! i badly hurt the prick in the first or second turn of mine and the big blue cunts game
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Post by selfy on Dec 2, 2020 17:39:27 GMT
im also not bullying him but i am going to start soon if he doesn't look at his fucking block positioning! its bullying nobby and i can and will have you arrested. can expect nothing more from an elf lover life yourself. Probably best not to bring the old Bill into it considering some of the stuff that's posted on the forum. There could be a whole raft of arrests!
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Post by ogthebeautiful on Dec 2, 2020 17:41:37 GMT
!!!News Flash!!!
!!!Angry Vomit players discover the ball!!!
In today's game against the Dark Elf team, Elfy by Nature, the Vomit scored four touchdowns for the first time ever. Vomit Coach Og the Beautiful was quoted as saying, "I have no idea what happened. In fact I blame those sissy elves. I followed Orc Blood Bowl doctrine and stood on the sideline screaming Kill, Kill, Kill and instead the pansies were playing around with the ball. I would like to apologize to Vomit fans for this embarrassing situation."
Vomit fans had some reason to cheer though as they racked up four injuries and two knock outs in spite of all of the focus on scoring. Troll player Splennrot was especially impressive racking up two casualties without ever trying to mess with the ball. Much of the confusion was blamed by team officials on Thrower Morgram who handled the ball most of the game completing two passes and Blitzer Sriclaw who scored all four TDs.
The opposing elves managed to score twice whilst performing incredible acrobatic acts throughout the match.
Thanks for a great game CharzHeidi. I have been on the wrong side of this sort of game. Glad you had a few positive moments in the game. Cheers.
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Post by selfy on Dec 2, 2020 17:42:27 GMT
On the edge of forever, where the land meets the sky and the black clouds froth and boil, sits a tavern. Within the tavern great heroes drink, laugh, tell tall tales and regale each other with stories of derring-do; of the time they slew the great lizard king of Txlantos, the time they defeated the Armies of Death on the Plain of Bone, the time they held back the Norse gods from the gates of Infinity. They retire early, as they know that come the morning, they must rise and venture into the evil scar at the boundary of time itself, where noxious fumes bellow forth and the fabric of reality ripples and shifts, bending what is real into what may be. They must sally forth into that foul and noisome underworld and do battle with the minions of evil, to save the day and ensure light prevails. To make certain that the forces of darkness are never allowed to emerge and darken this bright and wholesome land. The sun rises. Weapons are shouldered. Rituals are partaken. Prayers are said. Bravely they ride, with speed, with vigour, with purpose, and with the forces of righteousness by their side. And they are slain terribly. Rendered limb from limb. Blood, bone and brain sprayed far and wide as the minions of evil rupture from the Earth and swarm the heroes, their once proud demeanour shattered with their ignoble passing. And with each band of heroes that dare to cross the dark threshold, with each new slaying, the minions of evil grow bolder, and the rupture to the underworld grows wider. And far off, into the land of light, the stories of horror grow and multiply, the stories of derring-do are forgotten, as the fate of fallen fathers and sons are carried back to their families on tales of terror. And as day turns into night, good people, honest people, turn to each other in the darkness and cling together for comfort, whimpering and whispering….. “The rats…… The rats….. THE RATS!!!” Final Score: Lancashire Loverats 3-2 Caimen Excise Dodgers What the fuck is this? You've just made that up!
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Post by selfy on Dec 2, 2020 17:48:17 GMT
!!!News Flash!!! !!!Angry Vomit players discover the ball!!! In today's game against the Dark Elf team, Elfy by Nature, the Vomit scored four touchdowns for the first time ever. Vomit Coach Og the Beautiful was quoted as saying, "I have no idea what happened. In fact I blame those sissy elves. I followed Orc Blood Bowl doctrine and stood on the sideline screaming Kill, Kill, Kill and instead the pansies were playing around with the ball. I would like to apologize to Vomit fans for this embarrassing situation." Vomit fans had some reason to cheer though as they racked up four injuries and two knock outs in spite of all of the focus on scoring. Troll player Splennrot was especially impressive racking up two casualties without ever trying to mess with the ball. Much of the confusion was blamed by team officials on Thrower Morgram who handled the ball most of the game completing two passes and Blitzer Sriclaw who scored all four TDs. The opposing elves managed to score twice whilst performing incredible acrobatic acts throughout the match. Thanks for a great game CharzHeidi. I have been on the wrong side of this sort of game. Glad you had a few positive moments in the game. Cheers. Sweet Jesus Quintana!
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Post by beefburger on Dec 2, 2020 18:35:33 GMT
Thats gotta go on the bounty list right?
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Post by nobby on Dec 2, 2020 19:04:31 GMT
Thats gotta go on the bounty list right?
if baba luck did then he is as well!
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Post by valis on Dec 2, 2020 20:58:09 GMT
Thats gotta go on the bounty list right?
Nominate him in the relevant thread.
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Post by valis on Dec 2, 2020 20:58:39 GMT
What the fuck is this? You've just made that up! No, it all happened.
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Post by Da Imp on Dec 2, 2020 22:30:41 GMT
Blackspine Manticores FL (Da Imp) - 2 v 1 - Grassgrow Rangers (booncabal)The Manticores kept their play-off hopes alive by becoming the first team to defeat the Rangers. Despite letting in a pity score for the Empire team, the Dark Elves dominated the game with the style and grace of a deadly cat. A dead lineman for the Manticores was a small blemish on an otherwise impeccable game. The Rangers tried hard, bless them, but they simply were unable to compete in this game. Mistress Pain opened the scoring with her 8th TD of the season, after the Rangers fumbled a pass, allowing the Manticores to scoop it up and throw a long pass to their Mistress. Another TD was scored by a Blitzer, but more importantly Mistress Pain has been taking dancing lessons from the renowned Tillean choreographer Mikky Baryskof and has learned some new moves she can't wait to show off to all her fans in the next game. Mistress Pain snapped in training
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