Post by valis on Oct 22, 2020 18:59:08 GMT
Here is a list of cunts and bastards who must die.
For each one you kill, your team gains a bonus point.
Legal Kills (bonus point awarded):
Deaths from blocks (both offensive and defensive)
Deaths from fouls
Deaths from Wizard strikes
Deaths from secret weapons/stab
Deaths from being struck by a TTM
Non-legal Kills (no bonus points awarded):
Deaths from crowd surfs
Deaths from failed dodges
Deaths from failed GFIs
If the apothecary saves them
If the apothecary kills them (unless the result before the apo interfered was Death)
Self inflicted Deaths
Here are the scum:
Baba Luck - Ska Kings Redux
Nobby just couldn't help himself drawing attention to this twerp. "Is he safe? Is Baba Safe? Is he not on the Bounty List? Is he safe? He's safe isn't he? Baba. He's safe.
Is he safe?"
No he isn't you pillock. Not any more.
Barry Scott - Bastid and the Coontz
Look at his little face, awwww, don't you just want to smash it in?
Bro'kut - Underbelly Sneakers
With Break Tackle, this horrible thing can dodge away, Frenzy himself into a scrum and provide further assists with Guard. Kill it.
Gwythal - Fairies with Boots
ABOMINATION!!!
Miss Tress Pain - Blackspine Manticores
This slag looks like my ex. Kick the bastards teeth in please.
No Spenn Glenn - Short Cut
What the fuck is this? Some kind of mutant hobgoblin. This is unnatural. It can't be allowed to continue.
Ricky Mort-In - Ghouls Aloud
If you don't kill this, it's just going to pick up the ball and waltz through your entire defense. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!
Sluutch - Lancashire Loverats
By popular demand (well, Selfy, Penkoon and Spleens), Sluutch is here. He is an orphan. Hurting him would be cruel.
Wollack Fangless - The New Knights
This is just disgusting. Blitz, surf, dodge away. Next turn, blitz, surf, dodge away. And all of a sudden you have no team. Kick its bollocks off.