selfy
Star Player
Wessex Dork
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Post by selfy on Nov 12, 2021 19:10:09 GMT
In other words: I fucked up and can only blame myself. Nothing new there really. He he he Nuffink changes eh mate? Well, I'm not happy about this. You can't call yourself the Heralds of Change and then not change! What has Tzeentch got to say about this?
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Post by Thricedarned on Nov 13, 2021 2:43:10 GMT
He he he Nuffink changes eh mate? Well, I'm not happy about this. You can't call yourself the Heralds of Change and then not change! What has Tzeentch got to say about this? Ah, but you see you expect change, and then we do not change. That changes everything! And as Tzeentch would say, it's all just as planned! Or is it? You don't know. I don't know. It's unknowable and could change at any moment. Or not. See the cunning brilliance of it all?
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Watchtower
Experienced
Hi I'm Watchtower and I think elves should be deported
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Post by Watchtower on Nov 14, 2021 23:52:12 GMT
Hi guys!
It’s good to be back after a season out, I feel refreshed and ready to win. It is getting to that halfway point in the season where my elves are celebrated in the street for their glorious triumphs. I know I know…some of you are scared of my elves, frightened/terrified may be a better word for it. I completely understand why! If you’ve not played me much and must be thinking, “hm watchtower, why are your elves so good?” Allow me to present to you my ALL TIME W/D/L
THE HOLY GRAIL OF FUNLEAGUE RECORDS.
WINS: 4 DRAWS: 5 LOSSES: 20
It’s okay guys, I’m like Arsene Wenger and these guys are my invincibles. I wish you all the very best at this halfway point and I wish you luck if you face me. Let’s be honest it’s hard to beat a guy who lost all their games in one season.
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wilgutspleens
Star Player
I am suffering from prescient nostalgia....the future's not what it used to be
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Post by wilgutspleens on Nov 15, 2021 21:57:12 GMT
Well, I'm not happy about this. You can't call yourself the Heralds of Change and then not change! What has Tzeentch got to say about this? Ah, but you see you expect change, and then we do not change. That changes everything! And as Tzeentch would say, it's all just as planned! Or is it? You don't know. I don't know. It's unknowable and could change at any moment. Or not. See the cunning brilliance of it all? There's no arguing with this
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selfy
Star Player
Wessex Dork
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Post by selfy on Nov 17, 2021 7:52:30 GMT
Ah, but you see you expect change, and then we do not change. That changes everything! And as Tzeentch would say, it's all just as planned! Or is it? You don't know. I don't know. It's unknowable and could change at any moment. Or not. See the cunning brilliance of it all? There's no arguing with this I don't even understand it, let alone could argue against it.
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Post by Jakala on Nov 17, 2021 21:27:35 GMT
[FUN] The new knights (Jakala) 0 v 2 Short Cut (Haugster)
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Post by haugster on Nov 17, 2021 22:05:00 GMT
[FUN] The new knights (Jakala) 0 v 2 Short Cut (Haugster) No video? The knights were unlucky in the first half, getting snakeeyes trying to dodge out for a TD turn 4 or 5. The Cut managed to scoop up the ball then and run up and score themselves in turn 8 following that. The bashing game was closer this match, as we ended up 3 to 2 in the shorties favour in total. Jakala's 2 ko'ed boys didn't wake up for the second half so with the two injured by then, he was two short however, so my things managed a fairly standard trudge up for the score. There was pressure on the ball more than once, but we managed to push the undead away on trudge on. Thanks for the game, mate. Btw, you asked what players I would fire before the new TV cap; about that: perhaps you should start rebuilding one of your damaged wolves sooner rather than later?
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Post by anchor on Nov 24, 2021 20:41:09 GMT
Heralds of Change (Thricedarned) 1-2 Hive of Scum and Villainy (Anchor)
Somehow the Hive managed to win this one.
Rain, bombs, deaths, maiming & repeated double skulls from a single player, this game had it all.
Cheers Thrice, the Heralds are a bit worse for ware for having met Seripas.
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booncabal
Moderator
Nuwanda the EVERLIVING, King of all.
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Post by booncabal on Nov 25, 2021 0:28:17 GMT
I edged Bunjiballs 1-0 in a tactical encounter between two masters of the....aw fuck it.
We rolled. Skulls and 1s did us both at key moments, and I won due to a bunji misclick.
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Post by Thricedarned on Nov 25, 2021 15:53:11 GMT
Heralds of Change (Thricedarned) 1-2 Hive of Scum and Villainy (Anchor) Somehow the Hive managed to win this one. Rain, bombs, deaths, maiming & repeated double skulls from a single player, this game had it all. Cheers Thrice, the Heralds are a bit worse for ware for having met Seripas. Yep. I need to get Vlad the Defenestrator killed now since he went down to ST 3 and dying is, as is public knowledge, the only way off the Heralds. Still, at least I got to exterminate two rats, so that brings a bit of holiday cheer to everyone at the Arena of Change.
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Post by overseerlee on Nov 26, 2021 21:58:48 GMT
A typically funleague match see CilitBang and Viral Load draw 1-1 following one of the best comeback trick shot plays by Barry Scott the little shit that i have ever seen .... worth a replay. Good game mate fun as always.
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wilgutspleens
Star Player
I am suffering from prescient nostalgia....the future's not what it used to be
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Post by wilgutspleens on Nov 27, 2021 8:18:50 GMT
A typically funleague match see CilitBang and Viral Load draw 1-1 following one of the best comeback trick shot plays by Barry Scott the little shit that i have ever seen .... worth a replay. Good game mate fun as always. This was a real slog for the BANG!(tm*) for the first 10 or 11 turns.Viral Load are a cracking team, all tentacles and slime and heads and stuff and with a little help from Nuffle everything seemed to be going their way. And then the game turned on a single moment, one bad turn for the Load, a little Barry magic and he was over the line in the 16th turn to steal a very unlikely draw!
Great fun as always, excellent game, right result
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selfy
Star Player
Wessex Dork
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Post by selfy on Nov 27, 2021 8:29:11 GMT
A typically funleague match see CilitBang and Viral Load draw 1-1 following one of the best comeback trick shot plays by Barry Scott the little shit that i have ever seen .... worth a replay. Good game mate fun as always. This was a real slog for the BANG!(tm*) for the first 10 or 11 turns.Viral Load are a cracking team, all tentacles and slime and heads and stuff and with a little help from Nuffle everything seemed to be going their way. And then the game turned on a single moment, one bad turn for the Load, a little Barry magic and he was over the line in the 16th turn to steal a very unlikely draw!
Great fun as always, excellent game, right result
And to think that I was ridiculed when I suggested that Barry was good! Personally, I think this just confirms my status as Wiltshire's premier thinker! This should conjure up an image of a yokel lent on a farm gate, with a stem of barley hanging out the side of his mouth, saying "Ere Mavis, look at ee scamper! That there Barry's got 'is daps on again!"
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wilgutspleens
Star Player
I am suffering from prescient nostalgia....the future's not what it used to be
Posts: 864
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Post by wilgutspleens on Nov 27, 2021 8:40:00 GMT
ee's a spawny git us what ee is! Special skill- luck!
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Post by nearly on Nov 28, 2021 22:52:30 GMT
The rats had the better of things on the line of scrimmage. The lizards were able to ride their luck and nip through the gaps to score. The rats luck wasn't good enough to punish the lizards enough to stop them finding the holes (Selfy rolled pushes when it mattered).
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