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Post by valis on Oct 18, 2021 19:58:01 GMT
Tie-breakers Pts* +/- F W Aver* Head-to-head record Strength of schedule Coin Toss Scoring: Win - 2 pts Tie - 1 pt Loss - 0 pts BP (Bounty Point) - 1 pt *Both Aver and Pts incorporate Bounty Points.
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Post by valis on Oct 18, 2021 19:58:10 GMT
Scoring: Win: 3pts Tie: 2pts Lose : 1pt
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Post by valis on Oct 18, 2021 19:58:17 GMT
Week 1 OHC Short Cut (Haugster) 1-0 Scarlet Harem (BunjiBalls) Wichita Tornadoes (ShinyJ) 4-0 Carnivorous Winds (VALIS) [FUN] The new knights (Jakala) 2-0 Capital Laundry Services (Beefburger)
Morticion Deadskins (Mothbeast) 2-1 Ameglian Major Cows (Renuvin) Team Speed Deluxe+ (Selfy) 3-1 Angry Vomit JV (FL) (OgTheBeautiful) Caimen Excise Dodgers (nearly) 1-2 Grassgrow Rangers (booncabal)
Viral Load (Overseer Lee) 3-0 Heralds of Change (Thricedarned) Cilit BANG! (*tm) (Wilgut Spleens) 2-0 Public Enemy No.1 (Watchtower) Midnight Fighters (CharzHeidi) - Bye Fungusliga Caledor Bluebloods (Beefburger) 3-2 Warpstone Violators (Hampothemaster) Ripheim Ravens (Renuvin) 1-0 Vlads Vlads Vlads (Smiffums) Rainbow Warriors!! (ShinyJ) 1-5 McMurty's Undervermin (Selfy)
Week 2 OHC Grassgrow Rangers (booncabal) 1-3 Wichita Tornadoes (ShinyJ) Team Speed Deluxe+ (Selfy) 0-1 Cilit BANG! (*tm) (Wilgut Spleens) [FUN] The new knights (Jakala) 0-0 Viral Load (Overseer Lee)
Morticion Deadskins (Mothbeast) 3-0 Midnight Fighters (CharzHeidi) Scarlet Harem (BunjiBalls) 4-0 Hive of Scum and Villainy (Anchor) Short Cut (Haugster) 1-0 Capital Laundry Services (Beefburger)
Caimen Excise Dodgers (nearly) 2-1 Heralds of Change (Thricedarned) Ameglian Major Cows (Renuvin) 1-2 Public Enemy No.1 (Watchtower) Angry Vomit JV (FL) (OgTheBeautiful) 1-1 Carnivorous Winds (VALIS) Fungusliga Spaff Bandits (VALIS) 0-1 Caledor Bluebloods (Beefburger) McMurty's Undervermin (Selfy) 3-1 Warpstone Violators (Hampothemaster) Rainbow Warriors!! (ShinyJ) 1-3 Ripheim Ravens (Renuvin)
Week 3 OHC Wichita Tornadoes (ShinyJ) 2-0 Cilit BANG! (*tm) (Wilgut Spleens) Morticion Deadskins (Mothbeast) 2-0 Scarlet Harem (BunjiBalls) [FUN] The new knights (Jakala) 0-2 Short Cut (Haugster)
Caimen Excise Dodgers (nearly) 0-0 Viral Load (Overseer Lee) Team Speed Deluxe+ (Selfy) 0-0 Grassgrow Rangers (booncabal) Public Enemy No.1 (Watchtower) 2-0 Midnight Fighters (CharzHeidi)
Angry Vomit JV (FL) (OgTheBeautiful) 0-1 Capital Laundry Services (Beefburger) Carnivorous Winds (VALIS) 2-1 Hive of Scum and Villainy (Anchor) Heralds of Change (Thricedarned) 0-3 Ameglian Major Cows (Renuvin) Fungusliga Ripheim Ravens (Renuvin) 1-1 Caledor Bluebloods (Beefburger) Warpstone Violators (Hampothemaster) 2-2 Rainbow Warriors!! (ShinyJ) Spaff Bandits (VALIS) 0-3 McMurty's Undervermin (Selfy)
Week 4 OHC Morticion Deadskins (Mothbeast) 1-2 Wichita Tornadoes (ShinyJ) Short Cut (Haugster) 2-1 Public Enemy No.1 (Watchtower) Cilit BANG! (*tm) (Wilgut Spleens) 1-1 Viral Load (Overseer Lee)
Team Speed Deluxe+ (Selfy) 0-2 Caimen Excise Dodgers (nearly) Grassgrow Rangers (booncabal) 1-0 Scarlet Harem (BunjiBalls) Carnivorous Winds (VALIS) 3-2 [FUN] The new knights (Jakala)
Ameglian Major Cows (Renuvin) 0-3 Capital Laundry Services (Beefburger) Midnight Fighters (CharzHeidi) 0-0 Angry Vomit JV (FL) (OgTheBeautiful) Heralds of Change (Thricedarned) 1-2 Hive of Scum and Villainy (Anchor) Fungusliga Caledor Bluebloods (Beefburger) 2-1 McMurty's Undervermin (Selfy) Spaff Bandits (VALIS) 3-2 Rainbow Warriors!! (ShinyJ) Warpstone Violators (Hampothemaster) 4-2 Ripheim Ravens (Renuvin)
Week 5
OHC
Short Cut (Haugster) 2-1 Wichita Tornadoes (ShinyJ) Caimen Excise Dodgers (nearly) 2-0 Morticion Deadskins (Mothbeast) Cilit BANG! (*tm) (Wilgut Spleens) 1-1 Grassgrow Rangers (booncabal)
Viral Load (Overseer Lee) 2-1 Carnivorous Winds (VALIS) Public Enemy No.1 (Watchtower) 1-1 Capital Laundry Services (Beefburger) Team Speed Deluxe+ (Selfy) 1-2 Scarlet Harem (BunjiBalls)
[FUN] The new knights (Jakala) 2-1 Hive of Scum and Villainy (Anchor) Angry Vomit JV (FL) (OgTheBeautiful) 0-1 Ameglian Major Cows (Renuvin) Heralds of Change (Thricedarned) 0-0 Midnight Fighters (CharzHeidi)
Fungusliga
Caledor Bluebloods (Beefburger) 2-1 Rainbow Warriors!! (ShinyJ) McMurty's Undervermin (Selfy) 2-1 Ripheim Ravens (Renuvin) Spaff Bandits (VALIS) 1-0 Warpstone Violators (Hampothemaster)
Week 6
OHC
Caimen Excise Dodgers (nearly) 0-2 Short Cut (Haugster) Viral Load (Overseer Lee) 2-1 Wichita Tornadoes (ShinyJ) Morticion Deadskins (Mothbeast) 2-1 Grassgrow Rangers (booncabal)
Capital Laundry Services (Beefburger) 2-0 Cilit BANG! (*tm) (Wilgut Spleens) Public Enemy No.1 (Watchtower) 0-2 Scarlet Harem (BunjiBalls) Ameglian Major Cows (Renuvin) 1-4 [FUN] The new knights (Jakala)
Carnivorous Winds (VALIS) 2-2 Midnight Fighters (CharzHeidi) Hive of Scum and Villainy (Anchor) 2-2 Team Speed Deluxe+ (Selfy) Heralds of Change (Thricedarned) 1-0 Angry Vomit JV (FL) (OgTheBeautiful)
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Post by nearly on Nov 1, 2021 10:48:56 GMT
Boon cheesed a win with a mixture of Throw Teammate and long range passing.
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Post by selfy on Nov 1, 2021 20:14:12 GMT
I cheesed a win with a mixture of Skaven stuff and Og's inability to punch his way out of a paper bag!
Oh, and I had Big Rat and Fez!
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Post by Jakala on Nov 1, 2021 20:57:24 GMT
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Post by booncabal on Nov 2, 2021 8:37:27 GMT
Boon cheesed a win with a mixture of Throw Teammate and long range passing. What he means is, Little McFinnick dominated his scaly fucks. He was thrown for a score. Threw a long pass for a score. Sacked the ball carrier in a cage twice, including leaping back out and escaping with the ball. Greatest. Fling. Ever.
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Post by overseerlee on Nov 2, 2021 21:52:20 GMT
in the all chaos match off Nurgle slipped multiple people the tentacle to ease to a 3-0 win over the heralds. Fun was had by all though.
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Post by wilgutspleens on Nov 3, 2021 11:36:31 GMT
Cilit BANG! (*tm) (Wilgut Spleens) 2 v 0 Public Enemy No.1 (Watchtower)
It’s always a pleasure playing against Watchtower, his amiable attitude, his bulldog never-give-up spirit and his run of atrocious bad luck make it a favourite fixture.
The game kicked off in fine weather, Finor the PE catcher swept up the ball and the Wood Elves formed a cage around him. A black brooding mass of cloud coalesced above them, bruising the sky with its nectarine hue. Ka BOOOM! A fire ball hurled from the BANG’s hired wizard hit the catcher squarely on the head killing him instantly. “BANG! And the Elf is gone” growled Spleens around a fat stogie. Fortunately, the Public Enemy’s apothecary was up to the mark and restored him to good health, not so Farrund the thrower though, also caught in the blast who was Badly Hurt.
Triellana made a run deep into enemy territory, Oht’loren , Wardancer, runs with ball throws and flunks the short pass into the crowd and it ends up 6 yards into the Woodies half centre pitch. Flash Ultra, picks it up and various Orcs surround him. On turn 5 he ambles across the line 1-0 and levels up.
Always obliging, Barry C Scott, (the C is for Cunsiderashion) retrieved the ball after the TD and gave it a thorough clean using his new Cilit BANG!(tm*) Ball ‘n’ Shine Superslippy Ballgrease, any allegations that this led to the Wood Elves subsequent inability to pick up hold or pass the ball must be processed through the usual legal channels.
Public Enemy, brittle smiles nailed in place, burn 5 Rerolls in 5 turns, run down the left wing, Catcher Fynor throws a long pass to Wardancer Uteica who stands waiting in the Goal zone only to have it intercepted by line Orc Boggo Skidmark.
The second half starts with 3 Woodies out injured. Due to inattentive coaching from Spleens, the touchback goes to Blue Loo BOB on the LOS.
The game denigrated into the kind of messy close-up, in your face, grab-ballocks brawl that Orcs delight in and it wasn’t long before Wood Elf casualties began to mount. A slow walk down the park ensued with Blue Loo still clutching the ball.
A fumbled Hand Off from the Black Orc to Barry, a desperate leap and sweep of the ball by Uteica who seemed unable to grip the ball. He is laid out but not hurt. Barry stoops over the ball, a rub o’the cloth and a quick spray of All New Cilit BANG! (tm*) Ball Gripping Compound and the little wretch was off and away for a Touchdown and a level up! 2-0
One thing that we know for sure about Barry C Scott (the C is for Cleanworthy) is he is a perfectionist when it comes to cleaning and the moment he scored he set to work to polish the ball to a high shine. This may be why the Elves failed to catch the ball at kick off and why Uteica failed to catch an almost certain goal scoring pass in the 15th turn
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Post by Thricedarned on Nov 3, 2021 13:31:29 GMT
in the all chaos match off Nurgle slipped multiple people the tentacle to ease to a 3-0 win over the heralds. Fun was had by all though. I swear the Heralds squad are all conspiring against me. Practically none of them bothered succeding at _anything_ until the last two turns and then BOOM! Suddenly the entire Nurgle squad lies flattened on the astrogranite looking at the sky and wondering what then hell happened to wake the Tzeentchians from their match-long sleepwalk. Seriously, after the Heralds second to last turn not a single Nurgle player was left standing on their own two feet, but it was too late for that to change the result in any way. They're doing it on purpose! I know it! Backstabbing bastards they are!
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Post by selfy on Nov 3, 2021 20:49:59 GMT
In my two Funleague games this week, I've scored 8 touchdowns! 8. Fucking. Touchdowns! Someone check the history books because that's about 4 seasons worth of TD's for me in one week!
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Post by nearly on Nov 8, 2021 23:10:55 GMT
The Heralds played the blocking game better and probably deserved the win. if the Thricedarned had remembered the rules about wizards and had better luck with his final turn dodge, the Heralds would have taken the points.
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Post by Thricedarned on Nov 8, 2021 23:20:33 GMT
The Heralds played the blocking game better and probably deserved the win. if the Thricedarned had remembered the rules about wizards and had better luck with his final turn dodge, the Heralds would have taken the points. In other words: I fucked up and can only blame myself. Nothing new there really.
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Post by wilgutspleens on Nov 10, 2021 8:22:56 GMT
Where be the OHC table then?
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Post by wilgutspleens on Nov 10, 2021 8:23:59 GMT
The Heralds played the blocking game better and probably deserved the win. if the Thricedarned had remembered the rules about wizards and had better luck with his final turn dodge, the Heralds would have taken the points. In other words: I fucked up and can only blame myself. Nothing new there really. He he he Nuffink changes eh mate?
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