valis
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Post by valis on Apr 11, 2021 13:29:48 GMT
Excellent :-) it was actually the play off table i was confused by (third tab) trying to figure out what qualification looks like. But thanks for all the extra points on bounties ... job well done, i understand it even less now than i thought i did. Tell you what i will just keep playing untill someone tells me to stop and avoid the sham idea that any of this makes any sense to me ! Its all funleague magic is the only answer i need ! Each divisional champion qualifies. They are seeded according to their overall ranking.
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Post by Jakala on Apr 11, 2021 21:07:00 GMT
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booncabal
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Post by booncabal on Apr 11, 2021 21:58:24 GMT
Dodgers 2 - 1 Team Coached By A Fucking Spaccaglipmong
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Post by nearly on Apr 11, 2021 22:33:19 GMT
Dodgers 2 - 1 Team Coached By A Fucking Spaccaglipmong Boon is being harsh on himself. He bossed the first half, receiving and scoring on turn 7. The Dodgers were all over the place and never looked like stopping the Rangers scoring. A quick equaliser for the lizards failed before it started with snake eyes on a dodge roll. the second half started just as badly for the lizards, a neat cage on the halfway line was firebombed and the ball bounced to a saurus who miraculously held on to it. Unfortunately he was swiftly marked by three Rangers, who couldn’t knock him down. The field was open for him to break the tackle and get behind the line of scrimmage, but of course the dice weren’t kind and the ball bounced free. The Rangers weren’t able to secure the ball on their play, but a skink was; and more importantly was able to advance into the Rangers half along with four sauri and a Krox for company. The turn 12 touchdown was inevitable. With four turns to score a winner the Rangers overcommitted, leaving a ball carrier open to be sacked. Once downed it was relatively easy for the Dodgers to retrieve the ball and score the winner because the Rangers had too many players anticipating the pass and out of position to make a defence. Two turns left to score an equaliser, the Freeman fumbled the handling and it was game over.
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booncabal
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Post by booncabal on Apr 12, 2021 13:58:57 GMT
Only a true monger can decide to long bomb not quick pass, turning a 2-0 into a 1-1 then leave a thrower isolated and in range of a saurus. I should be birched with shit stained thistles.
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Post by nearly on Apr 12, 2021 14:24:39 GMT
Only a true monger can decide to long bomb not quick pass, turning a 2-0 into a 1-1 then leave a thrower isolated and in range of a saurus. I should be birched with shit stained thistles. The prospective recipient of the quick pass was within reach of a tackle saurus on the next turn (having already moved) and could have been marked up by skinks. The possble long bomb recipient I'd have struggled to get to even with Skinks. It's a decision I'd have probably made myself with that combination of skills on your thrower (4+ with a Pass reroll is 75% chance of success).
For the second one, it's not as if I had a clear run at the thrower. Your screen didn't hold up which meant I could get a saurus through to make the hit.
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nobby
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Post by nobby on Apr 12, 2021 18:10:15 GMT
No pressure Penkoon but the kings just demolished the spooners somehow without baba luck! And by demolished I mean possibly fucked their season
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Post by anchor on Apr 12, 2021 19:30:16 GMT
Hive of Scum & Villainy (anchor) 2-1 Public Enemy No.1 (Watchtower)
Public Enemy took a beating in this match, but they were always a danger and never completely out of it, so that Scum had to keep there wits about them.
Well played Watchtower, good game.
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Post by penkoon on Apr 12, 2021 21:35:16 GMT
No pressure Penkoon but the kings just demolished the spooners somehow without baba luck! And by demolished I mean possibly fucked their season Bugger. I was relying on Jakala winning the division to stop you. Don't rate Ghouls Alouds chances of reclaiming the King of the North title.
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selfy
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Post by selfy on Apr 13, 2021 6:04:01 GMT
No pressure Penkoon but the kings just demolished the spooners somehow without baba luck! And by demolished I mean possibly fucked their season Bugger. I was relying on Jakala winning the division to stop you. Don't rate Ghouls Alouds chances of reclaiming the King of the North title. Do I have to come round and slap you across the face? You’re not going to get anywhere with that attitude. Did Alfred say he didn’t rate his chances of beating the Vikings? No. He. Did. Not. Have a word with yourself and make it happen.
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wilgutspleens
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Post by wilgutspleens on Apr 13, 2021 6:19:24 GMT
No pressure Penkoon but the kings just demolished the spooners somehow without baba luck! And by demolished I mean possibly fucked their season Ska Kings Redux (nobby)3 v Hunky Spooners (Wilgut Spleens)0
It was with a sense of anticipatory glee theat the Hunky Spooners took the field against a dilapidated Norse team, this should be a walk in the park.
However, it was not to be. From the off all the Chorfs could roll was push backs! In the pre match warm up, their usual killer dice had been Nuffle swapped for old fashioned convict dice;covered in arrows!
Nuffle continued to shite on the hapless short arsed long beards through the whole game, the Ska Kings rolling a bewildering combination of skulls and knockdowns,with Kitty Shunt getting killed, killed dead mind you, and some other cunt getting an AV reduction.
Without feared centaur Berty Dastard for the next game and 500 TV down , the down-hearted Spooners left the field with the ghostly laughter of a bouncing blown up bear echoing around the ground
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Post by penkoon on Apr 13, 2021 11:55:33 GMT
Can we add Max Silver of Skid Row to the bounty list? Fucker is a one man wrecking ball.
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Post by overseerlee on Apr 13, 2021 18:12:29 GMT
Steady, he only has one skill, but seeing as you like him so much Penkoon we are upping his social media presence and trying to build what im told is "clout". Funleague Announcement. Fans register your interest below in the new Skid Row Tshirt (highest quality graphics and printing assured). Great for Men and as a sleep shirt for women.... MAX SILVER SAYS "SUCK ON MY BALL!" TShirt (Avaliable in XXXL only Tshirt color brown ) £4.99 including P&P.
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Post by penkoon on Apr 13, 2021 20:17:47 GMT
Steady, he only has one skill, but seeing as you like him so much Penkoon we are upping his social media presence and trying to build what im told is "clout". Funleague Announcement. Fans register your interest below in the new Skid Row Tshirt (highest quality graphics and printing assured). Great for Men and as a sleep shirt for women.... MAX SILVER SAYS "SUCK ON MY BALL!" TShirt (Avaliable in XXXL only Tshirt color brown ) £4.99 including P&P. View AttachmentHe removed seven of my players from the pitch! Seven! By himself!
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Post by penkoon on Apr 13, 2021 20:23:49 GMT
Bugger. I was relying on Jakala winning the division to stop you. Don't rate Ghouls Alouds chances of reclaiming the King of the North title. Do I have to come round and slap you across the face? You’re not going to get anywhere with that attitude. Did Alfred say he didn’t rate his chances of beating the Vikings? No. He. Did. Not. Have a word with yourself and make it happen. Maybe you could spank me with some of Boon's shit thistles?
Nuffle must have heard Nobby was in danger of being atop the division, so my lack of confidence didn't matter. Beefburger's blocking dice were abysmal all game, and when he did manage to strip the ball carrier twice, the ball bounced straight back into Ghouls Alouds hands.
Ricky Mort-in's replacement had a quiet game but somehow took the MVP. Without an established ball carrier, the wolves stepped up with a score each for Teeth Richards and Fangs Sinatra. 2-0 Ghouls Aloud.
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