valis
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Post by valis on Jan 13, 2021 14:04:57 GMT
Here is a list of cunts and bastards who must die. For each one you kill, your team gains either 1 or 1.5 bonus points.
Legal Kills (bonus point awarded): Deaths from blocks (both offensive and defensive)
Deaths from fouls Deaths from Wizard strikes Deaths from secret weapons/stab Deaths from being struck by a TTM
Non-legal Kills (no bonus points awarded): Deaths from crowd surfs Deaths from failed dodges Deaths from failed GFIs If the apothecary saves them If the apothecary kills them (unless the result before the apo interfered was Death) Self inflicted Deaths
Here are the scum: Baba Luck - Ska Kings Redux - 1.5pts
Barry Scott - Bastid and the Coontz - 1pt
Bro'kut - Underbelly Sneakers - 1.5pts
Gimfag - Underbelly Sneakers - 1pt
Gwythal - Fairies with Boots - 1.5pts
Miss Tress Pain - Blackspine Manticores - 1.5pts
No Spenn Glenn - Short Cut - 1.5pts
Ricky Mort-In - Ghouls Aloud - 1.5pts
Seripas - Hive of Scum & Villainy - 1pt
Sluutch - Lancashire Loverats - 1.5pts
Wollack Fangless - The New Knights - 1.5pts
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Post by penkoon on Jan 21, 2021 21:25:01 GMT
Bloody apothecary stole my bounty :-(
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Post by Da Imp on Feb 16, 2021 14:07:01 GMT
Has anyone actually claimed a bounty? Ever.
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nobby
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Post by nobby on Feb 16, 2021 16:02:34 GMT
Has anyone actually claimed a bounty? Ever. nope, just fucking each other up
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wilgutspleens
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Post by wilgutspleens on Feb 16, 2021 16:23:41 GMT
Barry Scott git badly hurt in the last game. He has been injured three times, now AV6. Hes averaging three fouls a match and says you are all a bunch of limp wristed dandy cunts that could not kill a raisin with a sledgehammer
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selfy
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Post by selfy on Feb 16, 2021 17:34:30 GMT
Bro'cut died once. I only used the apo because it was Valis.
It's not the points, it's the sheer embarasement of having to tell people that Alan did it with a line rat.
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Post by Da Imp on Feb 16, 2021 21:11:57 GMT
Funnily enough Mistress Pain was killed in her first game. Thankfully the apothecary did his job that day!
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Post by haugster on Feb 16, 2021 22:29:41 GMT
If this sewn-together cunt isn't worthy of a bounty, I don't know what sewn-together cunt is!
The New Knights' Perry the Unstoppable 4-5-2-9 +STR and dodge!! Kill it before it gets block!
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Post by haugster on Feb 16, 2021 22:32:10 GMT
Well, here's actually another stitched up cunt, right off the menu:
Ghouls aloud's Grave-Id Bowie 4-5-2-9 +STR and this cunt has block, but not dodge.
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Post by haugster on Feb 16, 2021 22:34:34 GMT
We have a superfast cunt worthy of submission in:
Fairies with Boots' Al'tor, a 10-2-4-7 catcher with +2MV and block. Kill it before sure feet and wings!
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nobby
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Post by nobby on Feb 16, 2021 22:38:36 GMT
carrick also has a movement 10 rat, kill it good.
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Post by penkoon on Feb 16, 2021 22:45:53 GMT
Is Corplut still alive?
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nobby
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Post by nobby on Feb 16, 2021 22:58:31 GMT
Why aren't crowd pushes scoring btw?
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valis
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Post by valis on Feb 17, 2021 7:07:56 GMT
Has anyone actually claimed a bounty? Ever. It's not supposed to be easy!
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valis
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Post by valis on Feb 17, 2021 7:09:29 GMT
Yes. Didn't you kill Sluutch? But the apo saved him.
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