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Post by johnnyfootball on Feb 20, 2016 13:13:16 GMT
-Less than 30 members in your steam group.
-Shitty $free.99 forums
-Claims to be a US league but has degenerate European cucks who demand you play during GMT time.
Please explain to me how this shit tier community got the privilege to represent the blood bowl community for the world cup? Fucking wowcrendor's youtube plebs would have better represented the blood bowl community.
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Post by doohickey on Feb 21, 2016 6:09:35 GMT
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booncabal
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Nuwanda the EVERLIVING, King of all.
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Post by booncabal on Feb 21, 2016 15:37:21 GMT
Oh no, really? quick alert Steam, some of members are missing!
Oh no, really? Don't tell anyone, I've fleeced these cunts for 500 gold coins...
Hey I never said we were US. Cyanide did that on their own. When you say "cucks", do you mean cuckolds? I am a cuck and I pay good money to be so. My wife loves it.
"Demand". Who "demanded". I suspect your concept of demand differs from mine.
Privilege? Odd choice of word. You want an explanation? I sucked netheos off and let him rim me. It was a fair deal.
Fun League represents no one but those who have played here for the last 7 years. I think we're actually one of those community threats whispered in the grand halls of the OCC. "Don't get banned here, you might have to play in Fun League".
We love that. If you don't, that's fine. Go play wherever you feel more comfortable.
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wilgutspleens
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I am suffering from prescient nostalgia....the future's not what it used to be
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Post by wilgutspleens on Feb 22, 2016 21:40:59 GMT
I like Johnny football! It sounds like a game with condoms.
He's one of us,really,but with out the sense of humour- and he knows it!
I like the fact that he knows he's one of us but he hates himself for it. I like to think of him screaming "oh God please say it isn't true!" knowing that fate has deemed he is truly one of us- goober gobble
Fun League "We're a bit shit really" -but proud of it
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wilgutspleens
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I am suffering from prescient nostalgia....the future's not what it used to be
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Post by wilgutspleens on Feb 22, 2016 21:45:25 GMT
oh.....its 6 by the way!
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booncabal
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Post by booncabal on Feb 29, 2016 21:36:10 GMT
I moved it here for us all to share.
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Post by thedancingpikey on Feb 29, 2016 23:03:09 GMT
This is my favorite thread by far - I even spelled (Spelt) favorite incorrectly to make you feel at home (I did it again I'm such a gent)
Also can we clarify the question as the answer varies greatly
"How many Cyanide Cocks this half ass fuckboy league suck?"
Should this be "How many Cyanide Cocks has this half ass fuckboy league sucked?" Six sounds about right but we have been busy Or "How many Cyanide Cocks will this half ass fuckboy league suck?" we have a lot of mouths and are full of willing - skys the limit
P.S Spleens I'm intrigued and also slightly aroused at the thought of your Johnny Football game idea tell me more old bean
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Post by killerpeach on Mar 9, 2016 14:20:07 GMT
Ahh Johnny Football... I remember it well. Tampons for goal-posts.
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Post by sybaris on Mar 9, 2016 16:46:30 GMT
-Less than 30 members in your steam group. -Shitty $free.99 forums -Claims to be a US league but has degenerate European cucks who demand you play during GMT time. Please explain to me how this shit tier community got the privilege to represent the blood bowl community for the world cup? Fucking wowcrendor's youtube plebs would have better represented the blood bowl community. How in the name of Fuck did he come up with such gems?
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balatro
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I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, I'm all out of bubblegum
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Post by balatro on Mar 13, 2016 19:06:06 GMT
He's got anger issue did I win a game against him once ?
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Post by Thricedarned on Mar 13, 2016 20:58:04 GMT
He's got anger issue did I win a game against him once ? Now, now Balatro. Let's keep it in the realm of the theoretically possible here. Also, he's a wanker. Unfortunately he's apparently not very good at it, hence the anger issues. A bad wank just leaves a lad depressed and unfulfilled. Worry not, young man. With much practice and perseverence you shall find a technique which leaves you satisfied. As we both know you shall not lack for time to practice your craft, after all. To johnnyfootball I would like to extend the warmest of invitations to kiss my hairy arsecheeks. It won't solve his many deep-seated issues, but I'm sure I would find it amusing which, let us be honest, is the only fucking thing I give half a toss about and is therefore the only thing that matters. And in conclusion he may fuck off and have a jolly nice day. Also, I don't think we ever claimed to represent the Blood Bowl community, did we? Fess up, lads! Which one of you cunts has gone around scaring the normals by claiming we represent them? Come on, out with it! You know they're sensitive and fragile about that sort of thing.
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booncabal
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Post by booncabal on Mar 13, 2016 21:27:03 GMT
I say we welcome and embrace him
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Post by sybaris on Mar 17, 2016 14:34:42 GMT
Press lines for immediate release from the Infamous Tongueflayer:
"I tested the new mascott today after our training session and it has great attitude to receive copious and merry application of sodomy and flaying. I recommend Johnny Football's supple anus to anyone!"
This was followed by his coach, Bitch Sybaris, who went and said:
"The thing is cockless! I swear a halfling has it thicker than this Johnny Football condom garbage...seriously, the females of the league deserve better. And before you ask, yes i've tried halflings..."
A great dispute was heard behind the closed doors of the Evil locker between the two stars, apparently over Johnny Football's proper abuse, although as usual in the rumored couple's case, it ended with heavy panting.
Provided by Cabalvison Associated Press Syndicate (CAPS)
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Watchtower
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Post by Watchtower on Jan 26, 2021 23:16:39 GMT
I say we welcome and embrace him Spent a good time laughing at this. Thank you Boon
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